holy stun bracelet, batman.
remember, there are terrorists that want to hurt you.
this is why our government is super stoked about the newest line of defense against those pesky terrorists:
(you'd think for all the dough between airlines and republicans and terrorists they could afford a better artist)
a handy dandy little accessory we are being tricked into accepting and wearing on flights because of fear.
The bracelets remain inactive until a hijacking situation has been identified. At such time a designated crew member will activate the bracelets making them capable of delivering the punitive measure - but only to those that need to be restrained. We believe that all passengers will welcome deliverance from a hijacking, as will the families, carriers, insurance providers etc.
yes. because you say there are bad men that want to hurt me, i am going to give you access to my location at all times, my luggage, my travel history, personal information, and also give you the ability to fucking shock me like a wild animal if i get out of hand.
OF COURSE you will only use those on terrorists.
man. the conspiracy theories.
time to go.
here's the story
here's the promotional video:
this is why our government is super stoked about the newest line of defense against those pesky terrorists:
(you'd think for all the dough between airlines and republicans and terrorists they could afford a better artist)
a handy dandy little accessory we are being tricked into accepting and wearing on flights because of fear.
The bracelets remain inactive until a hijacking situation has been identified. At such time a designated crew member will activate the bracelets making them capable of delivering the punitive measure - but only to those that need to be restrained. We believe that all passengers will welcome deliverance from a hijacking, as will the families, carriers, insurance providers etc.
yes. because you say there are bad men that want to hurt me, i am going to give you access to my location at all times, my luggage, my travel history, personal information, and also give you the ability to fucking shock me like a wild animal if i get out of hand.
OF COURSE you will only use those on terrorists.
man. the conspiracy theories.
time to go.
here's the story
here's the promotional video:
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