I guess I work so that I can buy things. Today over the internet at work, I bought the following things:
A Dwight Schrute bobblehead. I kind of hate bobbleheads, but this is from the best show on tv (The Office) and I work in an office, so it will serve well as the focal point of my cubicle.
Then I checked out the clearance stuff and found this for $6. I couldn't justify NOT buying it.