Why is Google offering me help with my ex-girlfriends?

[jacqui_hw]

I've got everything I need now for my holiday on Friday. (FRIDAY OMG!) I'd quite like to buy some new clothes but we'll see how much money I have on Wednesday before I go shopping

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[doublefourtime]

Spencer Smith and her his hot girlfriend asdfghjkl;

(Oh, and hai Ryan.)

[jacqui_hw]

The more I look at them, the more they look like like goldfish kissing. < > They're so adorable and gorgeous together.

[doublefourtime]

Please don't give me crazy future-pet naming ideas.

(She's THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE.) I've been organising my external hard drive this weekend and found pics I'd saved of Haley and puppy!Milo. I need an intervention/to be reported to Zack. :x

[jacqui_hw]

You should totally name your future pets after Spencer and Haley!

(she IS the love of his life) You should report yourself Sam, if only for your own sanity. xxxx

[doublefourtime]

Yes! Oh my God, my fleet of German dogs are so going to be called Spencer James Smith the Sixth/Seventh/Eighth/etc. Class-y.

It doesn't really work if you'd enjoy getting the "don't be creepy" lecture though, does it?

[jacqui_hw]

YES. And you'll have to call them by their full names, and they'll all freeze when you shout until you get to the number. ;D

He wouldn't know that!