Work Prayer
Grant me the grace to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to forgive those I had to viciously assault today because they got in my face.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
15% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday,
35% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
And help me always disguise those things that I left undone that I should have done by 5 P.M.
And let me not forget, when the world is against me
And everybody seems to be getting on my tits,
That it takes forty-two muscles to frown
And only four to raise my middle finger
And tell them where they can shove their stinking job.
Question Of The Day
If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Advice Of The Day
Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to forgive those I had to viciously assault today because they got in my face.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
15% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday,
35% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
And help me always disguise those things that I left undone that I should have done by 5 P.M.
And let me not forget, when the world is against me
And everybody seems to be getting on my tits,
That it takes forty-two muscles to frown
And only four to raise my middle finger
And tell them where they can shove their stinking job.
Question Of The Day
If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Advice Of The Day
Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.