Basic skin care is not that difficult.

[jacqueline_t]

I know you're a bloke and all, Doctor, but really, your pores are in a state.

*gets the rubber gloves*

Right. We're going to need to do some exfoliation first, I think. Rose, can you get me some flannels, some bicarbonate of soda, a rotary toothbrush, and a bowl of ice cubes?

*scowls* This is going to be more work than I thought.

Comments

[alienish_being]

I don't think this is entirely fair, you know.

[rose_m_t]

Think of how pretty you'll look! :D

(Careful around his eye, Mum.)

[alienish_being]

I don't want to look pretty.

[rose_m_t]

*BITES LIP*

[jacqueline_t]

Shush.

Rose, fetch a tweezer. We need to clean up his brows a bit, don't you think?

[rose_m_t]

Not too much! I rather like them. :)

[jacqueline_t]

Nah, just the bits in the middle there. Blimey, he's a hairy one. He like this all over, then?

[rose_m_t]

Quite a bit, yeah.

[jacqueline_t]

...you have any wax? We could always, y'know...clean him up a bit.

NO, NOT THERE.

Well, maybe you could. After I leave.

[rose_m_t]

I...don't think he'd go for that. :D

[jacqueline_t]

Pity. I bet he'd benefit from a bit of manscaping.

[rose_m_t]

Maybe the next time we have a few drinks... XD

[alienish_being]

You do that, I will shave your eyebrows off in the middle of the night.

[jacqueline_t]

You don't scare me. Besides, they're pretty much all pencilled in now anyways.

[alienish_being]

STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE.

[jacqueline_t]

When you yell like that, you risk getting stuck in the eye with the tweezers, you know.