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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jacqui!

1. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Jacqui in your mouth.
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be Jacqui!
3. Jacqui cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
4. An average beaver can cut down Jacqui every year.
5. Jacqui became extinct in England in 1486.
6. Jacqui never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Jacqui state'!
8. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Jacqui.
9. There are 336 dimples on Jacqui!
10. Jacquiicide is the killing of Jacqui!

I'm at work and I am bored and also I stole this from my dear friend Ariana Homi Jambusarwalla!