Paua Island : Jacqui : 5

Oct 02, 2008 09:54







As you may have already figured out, since Ianto moved in with Jack at Torchwood... Jacqui's been left on her own with their three children.
Nothing like starting off single parenthood with a birthday. Kennedy ages into an outfit that is both ugly and inappropriate. Impressive!



That's much better.



So far, it seems the kids are able to take care of themselves.
This is good news, given Jacqui's track record with parenting.



Oops, spoke too soon. Kennedy sets the kitchen on fire two minutes later.



This picture startled me, because Jacqui and Kennedy look just like my mom and I when we stand next to each other.



Kennedy brings Sasha Harper home from school.
Sasha is kind of snotty.



Homework Party!
Sasha: Could this family get any more lame?



Oh look, Jacqui had... two babies?! NO! They'll never survive!
That's Sydney in the crib, and Jacqui is holding Paris.



Well, so far everyone still seems to be alive...



As luck would have it, Ianto walked by.
It would seem they might have forgotten any arguments they had.



And would you believe it, after all the problems they've had, they actually got married that night!



Ianto's first duty as a newly rejoined member of the family is to help the twins with their birthdays.



This doesn't actually go so well, because a moment later, Neville drops dead for no reason at all.



For once, Jacqui is a good mother (well, okay, I think she dropped Paris on the ground outside to get here, but... details) and begs for her son's life.
Ianto puts Sydney on the kitchen floor and pees on her.
You win some, you lose some.



Triumph! Neville lives to see another day.



Paris grows up!



Well, she's cuter than the ninth Doctor's other kids...?



Looks like things are back to normal around here.



Sydney grows up!



Actually, Sydney's pretty cute.



And amidst all this chaos, Taylor also grows up!
Okay, Taylor is gorgeous. I believe this is the moment both Liz and I declared that she was going to be married to Elvis whether she liked it or not.
And hey, all you guys in the background - could you try to look slightly less dysfunctional? kthnx.

jones, kennedy, prosperity challenge, ianto, sydney, 3valve, paris, reed, rotation 5, paua island, taylor, neville, jacqui

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