An Epic of Epic Proportions and Measurement of all Kinds
Once, long ago, Prince Xerxes of Persia ventured forth into unexplored territory. In this new land, he found a race of monkeys that would pick other monkeys butts, and then proceed to eat whatever happened to be in there. The monkeys all stopped the butt picking to stare at this bizarre looking foreigner. They all smiled at one another and pounced.. pinky fingers extended.
Appalled at this heinous act of indecency, Prince Xerxes ran stark naked back to Persia... his butt seemingly picked. He told his father Darius about the horribly inappropriate monkey relations that had plagued and ravaged his wellbeing for what seemed like days. weeks.
Darius merely laughed at his pitiful excuse for a son. Then he walked up a stairwell made of slaves because he was King Darius the Great.
Dont drink and drive.
Appalled at this heinous act of indecency, Prince Xerxes ran stark naked back to Persia... his butt seemingly picked. He told his father Darius about the horribly inappropriate monkey relations that had plagued and ravaged his wellbeing for what seemed like days. weeks.
Darius merely laughed at his pitiful excuse for a son. Then he walked up a stairwell made of slaves because he was King Darius the Great.
Dont drink and drive.