BodyClockMalfunction

Jun 08, 2007 03:37

I really don't think any of you understand :-)

but thats completely fine because if everyone understood, people wouldnt be all.. "wait, what? how do you do logarithms again? I forgot all this shit." You see...

if everyone knew what was coming..

there wouldn't be a revolution.

None of you understand the preparation and training we've undergone and will continue to struggle through. I am utterly certain that I am best friends with the best musicians in the world. Aaron Holland, Adam Fryer, James Eddington, Jamie Ralls... its up to us to blow them away.

and what the fuck is up with this milk. It was from the bottom of a carton and I think it's a little warm for it's own good. Adam and I met a weird dude today. We jammed on bongos guitars and pianos. At first I was almost certain he wanted to butt rape Adam, but as time went by it became clear he wanted nothing to do with butt raping affairs. Butt raping affairs are right up there with baby shaking and poking out the eyes of dogs.

Sparky : Jim... I can't catch that tennis ball.. I... am sorry...

Jim: Was it because I poked out your eye and left you with virtually no depth perception?

Sparky: I have a massive erection.

--silence--

out comes Jim's wife Bedelia with some lemonade. Oh nOo she tripped and dropped and spilled the lemonade in the bed of daisies. Oh Noo Oh Noo...

and everything was still..

Sparky : I just came.

--silence---

are we ready to sing the delirious at 4 in the morning song kids? it goes like thisss

kids kids kids kids kids kids
poppin a zit
squeeeze a tit
but not a titty zit
that hurts quite-a-bittt

deliriouss zach is very
but we must not get wary
cuz we'll write cockfuck on his face when he falls asleep
rah rah

kids kids kids kids kids kids
time to roast some marshmellows eeek!
Timmy I fucked your mom last week.

some people just look like vaginas. its not their fault.
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