What if the entire video for Britney Spear's "Slave 4u" was changed so that she was a real slave. ha

Feb 13, 2007 01:26

So I just noticed this feature on this livejournal mambo jambo that really caught my eye, and made me go.. hey.. we really must be in the future. Yes. They offer.. Voice Posting. Voice mother Posting fuckface. Now, i don't have any hard or soft facts on the nature of this new development, but I will say this:

If people have gotten too lazy to even type their journals, and have to speak them aloud...

well..

then those previously mentioned individuals should get donkey punched by a crackhead in an alley. a dark dismal alley, littered with rotten bags of garbage and dead kittens. So that when the crazed crackhead donkey punches them, they fall and land on some half decomposed kittie corpses.

I honestly should not be writing this right now. It is way past Zachary's bed time. I wonder why we refer to the time of day we decide to make ourselves go to sleep is called "bed time." The bed is the vessel. Sleeping is the actual.. you know...verb. Schleepytime. I believe it should be called Schleepytime.

Night everyone
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