Fads piss me off. Remember yoyos? Seriously, I wasted my youth learning tricks.
I apologize for waiting so long to type one of my wonderful little entrys.. I know you must have been in tears for days without my witty antics and sarcastic banter on everything that I fucking hate in the world. I cried too. And I bet I cried much harder than you.
So yeah, school's in full swing. I neglected to get an honor pass, which I'm now pissed about.. considering Jeff Weise got one. So yeah, I'm gonna try hard the first marking period so I can get it for the 2nd. Then I'll be cool. A senior without an honor pass is like Bugs Bunny without the carrot. Just not cool. Or, heres an even better example. Remember when giga pets came out? Well, people without giga pets sucked major balls. Thats how I feel without an honor pass. Like I suck balls. Well I do. But I mean... you know... depressed? Maybe? A little? I dont know, but balls sure are good.
Oh and speaking of giga pets... one day in Lyons back in the distant past... when I attended this program known as Kids Connection, I saw a giga pet chilling on a desk. I robbed the giga pet. What followed was pure hell. The leader lady of Kids Connection, Joanne, made all the kids sit down for hours until somebody confessed. We were all interogated heavily... calls were made to parents... it was like someone had stolen the Declaration of Independence... or something equal in value... like....cadavers...perhaps.
To cut a long story short, I confessed. I was grounded for... quite a while... actually, looking back, it was nothing compared to that time when I robbed all my parents liquor ahaha :-D
But yeah, that's why I'll never become a thief. It's nerve racking and ridiculous when you get right down to it. Oh, I just remembered. After I confessed to the crime, I was forced to apologize face to face with the kid who I robbed. Humiliation... guilt.... all over a little cyber animal piece of shit toy that no one cared about a month later. Son of a bitch.
So yeah, I'm going to Lyons' homecoming and I'm really excited about it. Theres one person in general that I really cant wait to see ;-) And no, it's not you Bob. Sorry Bob. I love you Bob. Bob will you have my children? Would it be possible for me to artificially inseminate you Bob? If the technology existed, would you accept my proposal?
For all of you who dont know Bob... he is cool, lets leave it at that.
Peace you bastards
So yeah, school's in full swing. I neglected to get an honor pass, which I'm now pissed about.. considering Jeff Weise got one. So yeah, I'm gonna try hard the first marking period so I can get it for the 2nd. Then I'll be cool. A senior without an honor pass is like Bugs Bunny without the carrot. Just not cool. Or, heres an even better example. Remember when giga pets came out? Well, people without giga pets sucked major balls. Thats how I feel without an honor pass. Like I suck balls. Well I do. But I mean... you know... depressed? Maybe? A little? I dont know, but balls sure are good.
Oh and speaking of giga pets... one day in Lyons back in the distant past... when I attended this program known as Kids Connection, I saw a giga pet chilling on a desk. I robbed the giga pet. What followed was pure hell. The leader lady of Kids Connection, Joanne, made all the kids sit down for hours until somebody confessed. We were all interogated heavily... calls were made to parents... it was like someone had stolen the Declaration of Independence... or something equal in value... like....cadavers...perhaps.
To cut a long story short, I confessed. I was grounded for... quite a while... actually, looking back, it was nothing compared to that time when I robbed all my parents liquor ahaha :-D
But yeah, that's why I'll never become a thief. It's nerve racking and ridiculous when you get right down to it. Oh, I just remembered. After I confessed to the crime, I was forced to apologize face to face with the kid who I robbed. Humiliation... guilt.... all over a little cyber animal piece of shit toy that no one cared about a month later. Son of a bitch.
So yeah, I'm going to Lyons' homecoming and I'm really excited about it. Theres one person in general that I really cant wait to see ;-) And no, it's not you Bob. Sorry Bob. I love you Bob. Bob will you have my children? Would it be possible for me to artificially inseminate you Bob? If the technology existed, would you accept my proposal?
For all of you who dont know Bob... he is cool, lets leave it at that.
Peace you bastards