No Grandpa, seniors cannot ride the bus. Bus drivers are allergic to perfume.
Today was a day to put most other days in my life to shame. Yes, you heard me. Ever have those days when so much hilarious shit happens, and you're like.. no way could this be real? Well, for me at least, that day came today. The most hilarious, testicle popping day in recent memory.
The first strange thing to happen to me was getting caught in an uncomfortable argument between James and his mother. We were watching the "roast of pamela anderson" and his mom heard some vulgar language. She flips out insanely on him. She begins to scream, saying he should have turned off the t.v. when she walked in the room. All of a sudden she asks me "if you were watching something inapproproate and your mom walked in, would you turn it off?" I just sat there with a dumb ass look on my face.. like.. um.....i dont want anything to do with this :-D
Next we walked in on Jesse masterbating. I am not lying. It was to japanese animation. You should have seen his face.
Ok well, we picked up Jesse after he completed his nut busting in the bathroom. We head over to Aaron Hollands house. We stroll in the house, not even knocking. We're like "Aaron!? Aaron!?" But there's no answer. We wander around quietly, opening doors - convinced he's fucking with us.. especially Jesse who was still sweating from his cock stroking session. Finally James notices he is in the shower upstairs. He comes up with the great idea of scaring the motherfucking pants off him, and of course.. we go along with it. I grab a mysterious chemical spray bottle from Aaron's downstairs bathroom and give it to James. He slowly climbs the stairs while Jesse and I trail behind. James runs in the bathroom with his spray bottle-a-blazing... screaming like a fucking idiot. Aaron compeltely flips and flies to the back of the bathtub, butt ass naked. Oh man.. good times with that.
The next unforgettable thing to happen involved Jimmy's pants.. and a peculiarly placed hole.. approximately 3 inches in diameter... right where his ball sack is... yes... James' nuts ocassionally popped out of his pants. And it wasn't like after he noticed it he went home and changed shorts. Oh no. His balls poked out on numerous ocassions. He was quick to let us know too. Sick motherfucker.
We saw "The 40yr Old Virgin" and it was fucking hilarious. None of us wanted to leave the movie and get a free refill on the soda. I was so motherfucking thirsty too. Jesus christ Jesse, you bitch ass compulsive japanese animation masterbator.. you were on the end of the aisle. You should have gotten a refill. You are a complete failure to society and God.
Aww I kid Jesse.
But seriously. God hates you.
The first strange thing to happen to me was getting caught in an uncomfortable argument between James and his mother. We were watching the "roast of pamela anderson" and his mom heard some vulgar language. She flips out insanely on him. She begins to scream, saying he should have turned off the t.v. when she walked in the room. All of a sudden she asks me "if you were watching something inapproproate and your mom walked in, would you turn it off?" I just sat there with a dumb ass look on my face.. like.. um.....i dont want anything to do with this :-D
Next we walked in on Jesse masterbating. I am not lying. It was to japanese animation. You should have seen his face.
Ok well, we picked up Jesse after he completed his nut busting in the bathroom. We head over to Aaron Hollands house. We stroll in the house, not even knocking. We're like "Aaron!? Aaron!?" But there's no answer. We wander around quietly, opening doors - convinced he's fucking with us.. especially Jesse who was still sweating from his cock stroking session. Finally James notices he is in the shower upstairs. He comes up with the great idea of scaring the motherfucking pants off him, and of course.. we go along with it. I grab a mysterious chemical spray bottle from Aaron's downstairs bathroom and give it to James. He slowly climbs the stairs while Jesse and I trail behind. James runs in the bathroom with his spray bottle-a-blazing... screaming like a fucking idiot. Aaron compeltely flips and flies to the back of the bathtub, butt ass naked. Oh man.. good times with that.
The next unforgettable thing to happen involved Jimmy's pants.. and a peculiarly placed hole.. approximately 3 inches in diameter... right where his ball sack is... yes... James' nuts ocassionally popped out of his pants. And it wasn't like after he noticed it he went home and changed shorts. Oh no. His balls poked out on numerous ocassions. He was quick to let us know too. Sick motherfucker.
We saw "The 40yr Old Virgin" and it was fucking hilarious. None of us wanted to leave the movie and get a free refill on the soda. I was so motherfucking thirsty too. Jesus christ Jesse, you bitch ass compulsive japanese animation masterbator.. you were on the end of the aisle. You should have gotten a refill. You are a complete failure to society and God.
Aww I kid Jesse.
But seriously. God hates you.