Im a G-Town Gangsta
Well the majority of my friends have left me for an overnight adventure with Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Black Dahlia Murder, Mudvayne, Rob Zombie and numerous other groups. I wish I could have gone. So now I am stuck with only the amigos that say they are my friends, but never actually do anything to show it. Peachy. I can't wait for Friday. Guess I'm gonna be a hermit till then. Oh, I hope I didn't offend all you wannabe friends.... I mean, I'm sure I'm a wannabe friend to many of you as well. Its natural. So stop crying and go make me an english muffin.
We contradicted the common belief that random musical numbers don't occur in everyday situations. Yesterday, Adam and I, while walking a few steps behind Jesse, began singing in harmony. Jesse later admitted he thought he was in a musical. Yes. Like Camelot. Ugh... Why the hell did somebody write Camelot? When I finish my time machine, the people who glorified the story of Camelot into a cheesy musical, will be the first to perish.
I have a question for both genders. Yes. Boys and Girls alike. Ok, if you found a lamp with a genie in it, and he said that the only wish he was able to grant was the "power to give yourself oral pleasure" wish.... would you take the power?
I think I would... I mean... jerking off gets boring...and... I mean, come on.....you could win lots of bar bets......bars......i will waste my life away in them.... drinking.....im kidding you asssssssssssshoe
It's early in my book. I think I'm going to sit down and enjoy a nice cup a jo... thats what I'm gonna do, yes sir.
MOSH HARD AT OZZFEST YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
Lata-
We contradicted the common belief that random musical numbers don't occur in everyday situations. Yesterday, Adam and I, while walking a few steps behind Jesse, began singing in harmony. Jesse later admitted he thought he was in a musical. Yes. Like Camelot. Ugh... Why the hell did somebody write Camelot? When I finish my time machine, the people who glorified the story of Camelot into a cheesy musical, will be the first to perish.
I have a question for both genders. Yes. Boys and Girls alike. Ok, if you found a lamp with a genie in it, and he said that the only wish he was able to grant was the "power to give yourself oral pleasure" wish.... would you take the power?
I think I would... I mean... jerking off gets boring...and... I mean, come on.....you could win lots of bar bets......bars......i will waste my life away in them.... drinking.....im kidding you asssssssssssshoe
It's early in my book. I think I'm going to sit down and enjoy a nice cup a jo... thats what I'm gonna do, yes sir.
MOSH HARD AT OZZFEST YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
Lata-