Basketball
Not really sure why I'm posting. Ummm....what's going on? Well I'm under 24 hour surveillance from local government agencies for my disgusting junk food addiction. I binge but I never purge......but hey what the fuck...........it's still legal. The Lakers and the Celtics may be battling it out for the championship this year. I'm not really a huge sports fan. I usaully think there's more important things going on in the world these days and people just want to distract themselves with filthy rich atheletes and franchises so they can forget about their jobs for awhile. It's delusional to think the team is personally winning for you, while you drink Budweiser and eat chicken wings on your couch. I mean is Kobe really going to be crushed if they lose? I also like to tell kids there is no Santa Clause and spiritual people there is no God, and happy drunk people that they're alcoholics, and nice kind-hearted polite people that they're gay or lesbian. Whatever gives man hope I work to destroy because I'm a cynical prick. But not this year............dude Celtics Lakers rivalry! If you were from L.A. you'd understand. Fuck ya! It's gonna be like a retro 80's Magic/Larry Bird game! Bust out the chicken wings and non-alcoholic beer(he-he)!
-Ahem.......my apologies to the vegan folks. One vice at a time please.
-Ahem.......my apologies to the vegan folks. One vice at a time please.