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Jun 30, 2009 19:05

You've got to be kidding me! When I said I wanted to go to New York, I meant for vacation, not when there was an infestation of creepy... whatever those things were. Crabs? Bugs? I don't even know. Are you people serious?

I can't even get web access for sites outside of Manhattan, what's with that? I'd really like to check my e-mail, and Sam ( Read more... )

!ic, we can't stop here: this is bat country, fucking up your parasite crabs, !text, worst vacation ever

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[Voice] Strikes = muttering to self geekofthegate July 1 2009, 03:41:16 UTC
Another-? Oh crap, people are getting dragged in again.

Hello, I'm Daniel Jackson. Try to stay calm. Are you in a safe location away from the crabs? Did any of them bite you?

[momentary pause, then a sigh] I'm better at this in person, but...I'll try to explain. For one, yes, there are a lot of people on this island. We're all kind of trapped here, and most of us ended up here suddenly just like you did. The crabs are one of the biggest problems, but obviously you've already seen them.

There's...a lot more to the situation, but I don't want to overload you. Like I did with Kirk. You shouldn't go outside if you think the crabs are still out there; we should be able to send a few people your way to break you out of there. Do you think you'll be okay until someone can come for you?

(OOC: XD No, you're doing fine!)

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jackyourcars July 1 2009, 03:46:33 UTC
No, none of them bit me. I, uh, found a crowbar. And, I think I'm safe. There was an old apartment building, looked pretty empty, so I sorta... let myself in. I should be fine, I mean, I've still got the crowbar and I put the couch in front of the door...

I'm Mikaela, by the way. You're, like, really helpful.

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geekofthegate July 1 2009, 04:17:21 UTC
[quiet sigh of relief] That's good. The crabs have a very dangerous venom, and if you ever get bitten, make sure you see someone about it immediately.

Glad to hear you're alright, Mikaela. [smiling] I'm glad. I can't come right this minute, but if you're going to be there a little while...if you're feeling a little calmer, maybe you would like to hear more of that long explanation?

I have to warn you ahead of time, it is very crazy and a little hard to take in.

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jackyourcars July 1 2009, 04:26:13 UTC
Yeah, Joel told me that it makes you turn into the big guys. That's... really creepy.

Yeah, I've heard some pretty crazy stuff already, and my boyfriend's car is an alien robot, so... yeah, I'll listen.

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[Voice] dontcallmeangus July 1 2009, 04:30:15 UTC
Hey, Daniel, don't be leavin' me out all the time! Considerin' the crabs bein' pretty aggressive these days, I think it's best if we pick you up in style, miss.

Name's MacGyver, by the way. Nice to meet'cha! Plenty o' time for stories later, but for now, safety's top priority.

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jackyourcars July 1 2009, 04:39:58 UTC
Geez, a bunch of guys fighting over when to save me? Excluding the crab bugs, I could get used to this. So, uh, should I like figure out what the cross-streets of the apartments I'm in? Or, if you tell me where you guys are at, I could just come there.

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Hoo boy. let's see if she handles this better than Captain Kirk did geekofthegate July 1 2009, 04:52:34 UTC
[laughs] Sorry, Mac! Hey, if you're offering! Is this one better than the hovercraft? And do you want me to come as backup, or do you have some people handy already? Sounds like she has some crab problems ( ... )

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jackyourcars July 1 2009, 05:00:20 UTC
Ewww, don't say crab problems, that sounds so much worse than it actually is hahaha.

...Oh my God. Oh my God, this is like... totally a different-- you're serious? Like, no shit? Oh my God. Like, it totally makes sense, because it was Mission City that got destroyed by the decepticons, and these aren't, like, mechanical at all but oh my God.

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[Voice] dontcallmeangus July 1 2009, 05:10:14 UTC
You'd be the backup, buddy. Hell, you're pretty much the city's welcoming committee, last I heard, so you're perfect for the job! On top of that, you haven't seen the car yet. This'll be a golden opportunity.

Anyways, miss, it's alright just tellin' us where you are. Landmarks, street signs, anything you can. I've been around the city enough that I can figure out where you are. Scout's honor!

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jackyourcars July 1 2009, 05:13:13 UTC
--Oh. Oh, right. Okay. Ummm, I was in SoHo, on Avenue A... I think I just passed Delancey right before I got here. I might be a little further, though, there was... well, there were crabs chasing me and... you know.

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Re: [Voice] geekofthegate July 1 2009, 05:17:57 UTC
[nervous laughter] Well, thanks, Mac. With my weird luck at running into the new people a bizarrely high percent of the time, I guess it's a good thing I'm decent at it, huh? I think we may need another correspondent on the network, though. Since I seem to keep botching the online explanations. [siiigh]

That's true, I haven't seen this new car. You going to come by my place and pick me up?

Mikaela, I know this is all pretty insane. Go ahead and let it out, get back to us with your address when you think you've got a handle on it. We'll come straight over and get you; there are a lot of safer places around here than an abandoned apartment.

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[Voice] dontcallmeangus July 1 2009, 05:22:39 UTC
That's the plan. Looks like we're shovin' off real soon, though.

Miss...Mikaela, right? I know where that is, so don't worry. You'll be gettin' Team Science's special limo service within a few minutes.

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[Voice] jackyourcars July 1 2009, 05:29:44 UTC
Team Science? What, do you guys have like a club or something?

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Re: [Voice] geekofthegate July 1 2009, 05:43:06 UTC
[grins] You could say that.

Hey Mac. Have you met Bobby? I think we should invite him along; he's been conversing with Mikaela a little farther down on the page. It wouldnt' hurt to have a third person along if it does come to a fight with those things.

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[Voice] dontcallmeangus July 1 2009, 06:22:15 UTC
"Be Prepared," "The more the merrier..." All the old chestnuts point to yes, Daniel!

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Re: [Voice] geekofthegate July 1 2009, 07:09:13 UTC
Sounds great! Bobby is at the Bryant Park Hotel, so pick up whichever of us is closer first. Once we're all together, we can get this rescue mission underway!

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