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Men have this huge issue with bitches that put their pussy up on a pedestal. Well where the fuck else would I put it? I don't know if you've heard but my shit is lined with gold, it glistens, and on top of a fluffy pillow on a pedestal is where it belongs.
And fellas, just cause some desperate, dirty slut let you stick your dick in her does not mean that you are the man. Nor does it mean that you stand any chance at all with me. Quit insulting me and yourself by trying. I wouldn't look at you twice even if I hadn't gotten any in half a year. Also just to be cleare, we are all aware of how sensitive your ego is about your libido, and we really don't need any more loser, depressed, self concious chumps around, enough of you already have an inferiority complex cause you saw the dick of the black guy taking a piss next to you, so no, ofcourse we don't tell you the truth when you ask us how you did in bed. Want to hear the truth? You were terrible, I faked it, and the reason I went to the bathroom afterwards was not to wash up it was to finish what you couldn't.
Basically I don't know what the hell you guys are used to, pussy getting served to you on a silver platter? Nasty, cheap pussy maybe, but not this spiffy, gold pussy, you've got to work for this pussy, and you've got to work hard. But trust me, once you get it, it will be all worth it, and you weel feel so much better about yourself cause you will have finally actually achieved something in your life. So get working.
P.S. buying me a drink does not qualify. you know what buying me a drink gets you? It gets you my great company and intelligent conversation for the duration of the drink, and listen close, cause you might actually learn something. And if in return you actually have something intelligent to say in return (shocker) then maybe I'll even buy you a drink myself.
Men have this huge issue with bitches that put their pussy up on a pedestal. Well where the fuck else would I put it? I don't know if you've heard but my shit is lined with gold, it glistens, and on top of a fluffy pillow on a pedestal is where it belongs.
And fellas, just cause some desperate, dirty slut let you stick your dick in her does not mean that you are the man. Nor does it mean that you stand any chance at all with me. Quit insulting me and yourself by trying. I wouldn't look at you twice even if I hadn't gotten any in half a year. Also just to be cleare, we are all aware of how sensitive your ego is about your libido, and we really don't need any more loser, depressed, self concious chumps around, enough of you already have an inferiority complex cause you saw the dick of the black guy taking a piss next to you, so no, ofcourse we don't tell you the truth when you ask us how you did in bed. Want to hear the truth? You were terrible, I faked it, and the reason I went to the bathroom afterwards was not to wash up it was to finish what you couldn't.
Basically I don't know what the hell you guys are used to, pussy getting served to you on a silver platter? Nasty, cheap pussy maybe, but not this spiffy, gold pussy, you've got to work for this pussy, and you've got to work hard. But trust me, once you get it, it will be all worth it, and you weel feel so much better about yourself cause you will have finally actually achieved something in your life. So get working.
P.S. buying me a drink does not qualify. you know what buying me a drink gets you? It gets you my great company and intelligent conversation for the duration of the drink, and listen close, cause you might actually learn something. And if in return you actually have something intelligent to say in return (shocker) then maybe I'll even buy you a drink myself.