New Fic: Who Does That?
Who Does That?
Fandom: Eureka
Rated: G
Category: Double Drabble. Humor. Vincent POV.
Season: Four.
Spoilers: Do You See What I See? (2011 Christmas Special)
Summary: Vincent is not a happy camper, and Fargo’s going to pay the price.
Note: Written for the 2011 Ancient Obsessions December 6 Advent Prompt: Christmas Lodge.*
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Of all the things that have happened to this establishment through the years, I think this has got to be the most bizarre.
It’s also the most embarrassing.
Now, I’ll grant you Café Diem has taken a lot worse damage in the past, but that’s not the point. I’m sure most people don’t even notice the currently broken corner of the front façade, but if they actually bothered to look, they’d see the teeth marks, and therein lies my problem.
Because seriously, Fargo ate my café!
He. Ate. It. He chewed, swallowed, and digested it! Even as an animated character, who does that? Oh, I could strangle that man! That broken corner taunts me every time I walk through the front door, and I shouldn’t have to use the back entrance to my own café just to stay sane.
It’s too bad this is beyond my skill set. It’s not like I can just pop up there and stick a gumdrop on with some frosting and call it good. I’ll have to wait until after New Year’s to get this fixed!
And to think I was going to make Fargo a gingerbread house.
Now, he’s stuck with fruitcake.
Store-bought fruitcake.
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*Okay, so I don’t exactly understand the concept of a Christmas Lodge, and the alternate prompts/explanations were to use a party/ski lodge/cabin/whatever so I figure Café Diem works just fine.
Fandom: Eureka
Rated: G
Category: Double Drabble. Humor. Vincent POV.
Season: Four.
Spoilers: Do You See What I See? (2011 Christmas Special)
Summary: Vincent is not a happy camper, and Fargo’s going to pay the price.
Note: Written for the 2011 Ancient Obsessions December 6 Advent Prompt: Christmas Lodge.*
xxx
Of all the things that have happened to this establishment through the years, I think this has got to be the most bizarre.
It’s also the most embarrassing.
Now, I’ll grant you Café Diem has taken a lot worse damage in the past, but that’s not the point. I’m sure most people don’t even notice the currently broken corner of the front façade, but if they actually bothered to look, they’d see the teeth marks, and therein lies my problem.
Because seriously, Fargo ate my café!
He. Ate. It. He chewed, swallowed, and digested it! Even as an animated character, who does that? Oh, I could strangle that man! That broken corner taunts me every time I walk through the front door, and I shouldn’t have to use the back entrance to my own café just to stay sane.
It’s too bad this is beyond my skill set. It’s not like I can just pop up there and stick a gumdrop on with some frosting and call it good. I’ll have to wait until after New Year’s to get this fixed!
And to think I was going to make Fargo a gingerbread house.
Now, he’s stuck with fruitcake.
Store-bought fruitcake.
xxx
*Okay, so I don’t exactly understand the concept of a Christmas Lodge, and the alternate prompts/explanations were to use a party/ski lodge/cabin/whatever so I figure Café Diem works just fine.