First Lie: Ryoutarou's bad luck is totally not rubbing off on him

[jackstoflirt]

[[ "ACCIDENTAL" VIDEO ]]
[See backdrop of the carousel. See handsome, young "Ryoutarou" staring at said carousel with an introspective look on his face before raising his eyes to the sky, which the camera (entirely by chance, of course) happens to frame just perfectly.]How beautiful... Still, I think I prefer ferris wheels more than carousels.

Comments

[queenofplastics]

Hey, you're kinda hot for being Asian.

[jackstoflirt]

Ah, you flatter me. I feel so undeserving to be praised by someone as lovely as you.

[queenofplastics]

Hmm, you're pretty good at this. All right- you passed the test. Name?

[jackstoflirt]

Ah, I didn't know I was taking one.

Ryoutarou Nogami. And what would this beautiful girl's name be?

[queenofplastics]

Regina George.

[jackstoflirt]

Ah, Regina. An uncommon name to hear for me, since I've lived in Tokyo all my life, but still... very beautiful.

[queenofplastics]

Hmm.

I used to do car commercials in Japan.

[jackstoflirt]

Ah, suddenly I feel kind of shy. I don't think I deserve talking to some sort of celebrity.

[queenofplastics]

[He looks like Christian Siriano............]

Whatever, like I care. It only matters if you're hot.

[jackstoflirt]

[asldkj lmfao Jane I lol'ed 8(]

Thank you for your kind words, Regina. So, would a gentle and beautiful model like you care to meet up with someone like me?

[queenofplastics]

[KUFUFU he's gaaaaaaay]

Mm, I definitely wouldn't mind that. Your place or mine?

1/2

[jackstoflirt]

[C-Cannot unsee now ;;]

I'm fine with wherever a beautiful girl wants to g-

[riderjacked]

[AND URATAROS IS KICKED AGAIN.]

--I'm sorry! I don't think that today would be a very good day to meet, Regina-san.

IN YOUR HEAAAD

[jackstoflirt]

Ryoutarooou, what is it now?

IN MY HEAAAD

[riderjacked]

Urataros, please don't accept invitations like that.

IN YOUR HEAAAD

[jackstoflirt]

But that would mean releasing a great catch back into the sea.