Drunk Texting
This is a real IM conversation I had with someone I know who was wasted. Hilarity ensues. No edits, this is the real deal.
BRBaby1113: Heya catery runnil low but the best fond is jig place my frien works free drinku whee
JackSpade7: hahah. wow. I bet you have absolutely no idea what you just typed.
BRBaby1113: Go b'and its a frieny add i late to
JackSpade7: I'm going to save this so that I can send it to you when you will actually be able to read....
BRBaby1113: What s you saying i dot del good
JackSpade7: Yes. I'm saying that you dot del good.
BRBaby1113: Go go smug rice at pipers
BRBaby1113: Haha
JackSpade7: You do understand tha tyou are making no sense whatsoever.
BRBaby1113: It was good
BRBaby1113: And than we waiterde at a oakland
JackSpade7: Oh really?? You waiterde at a oakland?
BRBaby1113: I drank so nuga
JackSpade7: How does one waiterde? Is it only in oakland?
JackSpade7: what's a nuga?
JackSpade7: isn't that a type of dragon?
BRBaby1113: I hurt my ding
JackSpade7: NO!
JackSpade7: your ding!!?!
BRBaby1113: I pointe you the window
BRBaby1113: Funny
BRBaby1113: I drive and that was sac
BRBaby1113: I almost died
JackSpade7: I'll say it's funny. nobody pointe me the window like you do.
BRBaby1113: But it was funny i laug
BRBaby1113: I latinil now
BRBaby1113: Hege
JackSpade7: uhhh...
JackSpade7: you've lost me.
BRBaby1113: I
JackSpade7: you did the laugl? or you latinil
BRBaby1113: Did i tell you ant the oaklan
BRBaby1113: I waive with my dribbl
JackSpade7: you might have tried.
JackSpade7: what's a dribbl?
JackSpade7: is it a jewish thing?
BRBaby1113: Sat there for st log
BRBaby1113: I feltlike forevas
BRBaby1113: But i get free drinku so it wil li
BRBaby1113: Go realy got
BRBaby1113: Sweating
JackSpade7: I want you to know that I am recording this for posterity.
BRBaby1113: Yo eyes hurt
BRBaby1113: My friend dropfend off
BRBaby1113: I was going stricit
BRBaby1113: Vec
BRBaby1113: No
BRBaby1113: Bed
BRBaby1113: Im not sleepl
JackSpade7: go to bed.
BRBaby1113: Im cyabe
JackSpade7: seriously.
JackSpade7: before you hurt yourself.
BRBaby1113: I think im imin
JackSpade7: and drink a few glasses of water before you do.
BRBaby1113: Like not three
BRBaby1113: I started at ate
BRBaby1113: I went strait dunno work
BRBaby1113: Geek and everything
BRBaby1113: A whole bunch
BRBaby1113: Didna get it
BRBaby1113: I have to pee
BRBaby1113: Be right bada
JackSpade7: try not to throw up on the way
BRBaby1113: Im sad owesgeed died
BRBaby1113: And my tummy hurty
BRBaby1113: I knew her enragild but i knew curtis to
BRBaby1113: It was sad and il scavee me
BRBaby1113: Have to go again be sit back
BRBaby1113: Heya catery runnil low but the best fond is jig place my frien works free drinku whee
JackSpade7: hahah. wow. I bet you have absolutely no idea what you just typed.
BRBaby1113: Go b'and its a frieny add i late to
JackSpade7: I'm going to save this so that I can send it to you when you will actually be able to read....
BRBaby1113: What s you saying i dot del good
JackSpade7: Yes. I'm saying that you dot del good.
BRBaby1113: Go go smug rice at pipers
BRBaby1113: Haha
JackSpade7: You do understand tha tyou are making no sense whatsoever.
BRBaby1113: It was good
BRBaby1113: And than we waiterde at a oakland
JackSpade7: Oh really?? You waiterde at a oakland?
BRBaby1113: I drank so nuga
JackSpade7: How does one waiterde? Is it only in oakland?
JackSpade7: what's a nuga?
JackSpade7: isn't that a type of dragon?
BRBaby1113: I hurt my ding
JackSpade7: NO!
JackSpade7: your ding!!?!
BRBaby1113: I pointe you the window
BRBaby1113: Funny
BRBaby1113: I drive and that was sac
BRBaby1113: I almost died
JackSpade7: I'll say it's funny. nobody pointe me the window like you do.
BRBaby1113: But it was funny i laug
BRBaby1113: I latinil now
BRBaby1113: Hege
JackSpade7: uhhh...
JackSpade7: you've lost me.
BRBaby1113: I
JackSpade7: you did the laugl? or you latinil
BRBaby1113: Did i tell you ant the oaklan
BRBaby1113: I waive with my dribbl
JackSpade7: you might have tried.
JackSpade7: what's a dribbl?
JackSpade7: is it a jewish thing?
BRBaby1113: Sat there for st log
BRBaby1113: I feltlike forevas
BRBaby1113: But i get free drinku so it wil li
BRBaby1113: Go realy got
BRBaby1113: Sweating
JackSpade7: I want you to know that I am recording this for posterity.
BRBaby1113: Yo eyes hurt
BRBaby1113: My friend dropfend off
BRBaby1113: I was going stricit
BRBaby1113: Vec
BRBaby1113: No
BRBaby1113: Bed
BRBaby1113: Im not sleepl
JackSpade7: go to bed.
BRBaby1113: Im cyabe
JackSpade7: seriously.
JackSpade7: before you hurt yourself.
BRBaby1113: I think im imin
JackSpade7: and drink a few glasses of water before you do.
BRBaby1113: Like not three
BRBaby1113: I started at ate
BRBaby1113: I went strait dunno work
BRBaby1113: Geek and everything
BRBaby1113: A whole bunch
BRBaby1113: Didna get it
BRBaby1113: I have to pee
BRBaby1113: Be right bada
JackSpade7: try not to throw up on the way
BRBaby1113: Im sad owesgeed died
BRBaby1113: And my tummy hurty
BRBaby1113: I knew her enragild but i knew curtis to
BRBaby1113: It was sad and il scavee me
BRBaby1113: Have to go again be sit back