Get that fake penis outta my face.
First post of '09.
Ok I've been busy Monday and Tuesday with learning how to clean a fake vagina/penis. Emphasis on the SLASH...
Yes we're learning how to take care of patients since we're going to actual be up in a hospital next month. So we learned how to give a bedbath, clean the genitals, brush another person's teeth and shampoo another person's hair. I finally learned how to make a bed y'all, how to make the bed and then how to make it with a person in the bed.
So yeah the bedbath is going to kinda freak me out since yeah... naked person. And cleaning the gentials and anal area is just going to be awkward if the patient can't do it themselves which me it's on me.
We got to demonstrate on a hermaphrodite abdomen hip thigh model thing. Seriously, there's velco around the vagina so you can slap the kinda dildo thing on the model. One of the steps for the penis says to wash and dry with firm and gentle strokes. I was like Uh, so basically a hand job? I got a 93 on that part so YAY.
And bedmaking. OH man. I thought making a bed with someone in it would be the hardest but I was like Oh man, making it without someone in it doesn't make sense to me. The sheets we use though done have garters so we have do it old school style. Miter that shit up. I was supposed to go last and the minutes were running out so I was trying to blast through the process but I got cut off.
Sidenote:
So I'm totally in love with the new judge on American Idol. She's pretty awesome and snarky. I loved when she called that Bikini Bitch out. She kinda looks like Katherine McPhee...
I hope there is a random person that has a parent that's half white and half Asian and the other parent is half Hispanic and half black... Suck on that.
Also pimping out that blind guy... even though I've been wanting to see that, the show has those stupid parts where they dance and now I feel like a dick for thinking about this but how would he look into the cameras? Yeah...
Ok I've been busy Monday and Tuesday with learning how to clean a fake vagina/penis. Emphasis on the SLASH...
Yes we're learning how to take care of patients since we're going to actual be up in a hospital next month. So we learned how to give a bedbath, clean the genitals, brush another person's teeth and shampoo another person's hair. I finally learned how to make a bed y'all, how to make the bed and then how to make it with a person in the bed.
So yeah the bedbath is going to kinda freak me out since yeah... naked person. And cleaning the gentials and anal area is just going to be awkward if the patient can't do it themselves which me it's on me.
We got to demonstrate on a hermaphrodite abdomen hip thigh model thing. Seriously, there's velco around the vagina so you can slap the kinda dildo thing on the model. One of the steps for the penis says to wash and dry with firm and gentle strokes. I was like Uh, so basically a hand job? I got a 93 on that part so YAY.
And bedmaking. OH man. I thought making a bed with someone in it would be the hardest but I was like Oh man, making it without someone in it doesn't make sense to me. The sheets we use though done have garters so we have do it old school style. Miter that shit up. I was supposed to go last and the minutes were running out so I was trying to blast through the process but I got cut off.
Sidenote:
So I'm totally in love with the new judge on American Idol. She's pretty awesome and snarky. I loved when she called that Bikini Bitch out. She kinda looks like Katherine McPhee...
I hope there is a random person that has a parent that's half white and half Asian and the other parent is half Hispanic and half black... Suck on that.
Also pimping out that blind guy... even though I've been wanting to see that, the show has those stupid parts where they dance and now I feel like a dick for thinking about this but how would he look into the cameras? Yeah...