Joss Stone's wake-up call
*struggles with bed-sheets and grabs phone*
.....Hello?
Hey
Congratulations sweetie!
Sorry, just woke up.
But yes, I enjoy getting congratulated upon waking up in the morning. Thank you!
You are more than welcome.
Thank you *yawn*
So how are you?
Half-way asleep.
...you?
Would you like me to call you back later?
Could you order me a pizza while you're at it?
*yawns and scratches head*
um...sure
Anchovies.
Mmm...and mushrooms.
And those little teeny meat ball thingies. So good.
okay then, i'll order it for you and i'll call you back later!
...sweet.
*pats phone as if patting your head*
*smiles* Enjoy the pizza and i'll talk to you later
*starts nodding off, ends up snoring a high pitched nasal snore into the phone receiver*