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I almost broke down and gave in to fifty icons but out of maybe 300 pictures, 298 of them had Jermaine in them. Maybe if I keep compulsively changing the three I have every week, I’ll eventually stop seeing him in the span of the time I keep changing my icons.
I went out to get Starbucks today just like any other person and they ran out of my Mocha Frap mix. Instead of throwing a diva like fit and demanding they go out and get some more, I just bought it out. Such is the beauty of having money at your fingertips. I’ve managed to keep some of the employees, minus Carlo, the janitor with a hairy plumber’s crack. I gave him a choice. Spackle that sucker or he’s out of there. I guess he likes his pants low and the long unemployment lines.
Christ, keeping a journal is hard work when all you want to do is listen to Barry White and have men with great tans giving you drinks. I wanted to add more to this but I’ll leave you with that image.
I went out to get Starbucks today just like any other person and they ran out of my Mocha Frap mix. Instead of throwing a diva like fit and demanding they go out and get some more, I just bought it out. Such is the beauty of having money at your fingertips. I’ve managed to keep some of the employees, minus Carlo, the janitor with a hairy plumber’s crack. I gave him a choice. Spackle that sucker or he’s out of there. I guess he likes his pants low and the long unemployment lines.
Christ, keeping a journal is hard work when all you want to do is listen to Barry White and have men with great tans giving you drinks. I wanted to add more to this but I’ll leave you with that image.