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jacksmishaps

IRL Delivery - Audio

Jun 07, 2009 21:50

Package for Miss Mion! Package! We've got a delivery for you from BPE!

long range pranking, mion, pintel you unlucky sod

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oni_on_my_back June 8 2009, 03:56:47 UTC

Eh? BPE? What's that...? [Door opens]

jacksmishaps June 8 2009, 03:57:45 UTC

SPLOOSH!

That wasn't Cash on Delivery by the way.

[Pretend there's a PB!] oni_on_my_back June 8 2009, 04:06:49 UTC

Uwaaa?! [And voice is much deeper now] Wha- Aaaaugh! I'm a- YOU LITTLE!

[FLYING MION PUNCH!!]

Re: [Pretend there's a PB!] jacksmishaps June 8 2009, 04:08:03 UTC

/crashing noise and there goes Pintel flying through the wall into Lower Earth Orbit

konatamer June 8 2009, 04:09:30 UTC

.........

Wow, you really have an admirer out there, huh.

oni_on_my_back June 8 2009, 04:51:34 UTC

WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS I'M GONNA SLICE OPEN HIS SKULL!!!

konatamer June 8 2009, 04:55:06 UTC

W-Whoa, whoa, calm down!!

At least save some for everyone else so that we can beat him up, too!!

oni_on_my_back June 8 2009, 09:02:34 UTC

Fine. It'll be a group effort.

Well, you always said you should've been born a--zrrommmfff!!

konatamer June 8 2009, 16:58:16 UTC

That's the spirit! Isn't that what friends are for?

... he's got a point, "old man." I still can't get over the fact that girl-you is manlier than guy-me.

oni_on_my_back June 8 2009, 18:23:29 UTC

Mm~hmmm! Best friends help each other bury bodies after all, haha! ...Why does that- ugh, I'm not even going to think about it.

Yeah, yeah - both of you shut it. And believe it - I'm still the husband.

konatamer June 8 2009, 19:31:00 UTC

Y-Yeah, that's probably not the best way to put it.

...

Wait, does that make you the seme? I think the dynamics of our marriage's just undergone one heck of a genre shift, Mion.

oni_on_my_back June 8 2009, 21:14:00 UTC

J-just came to me, really.

Make me what? Konata, I think I need you to translate that one.

konatamer June 8 2009, 21:24:49 UTC

Um... a-actually, y'know, I think I'll pass on that. Trust me on this. And don't go asking other people what it means, either.

oni_on_my_back June 8 2009, 21:56:24 UTC

Oh no. You can't bring out a term I don't know and expect me to just let it slide.

1/2 konatamer June 8 2009, 22:00:36 UTC

2/2 konatamer June 8 2009, 22:02:17 UTC

Um, well... "Seme" refers to the attacker. "Uke" refers to the receiver.

... in a yaoi/yuri relationship.

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