Nov 21, 2004 22:19
Hey all!!
I would first like to ask you all if you could all PLEASE add a comment to this post so i know everyone who is reading this so i kno if i wanna go back to Friends Only!
Ok Second:
I'm a person who loves to speak her mind and I love any shows like the Daily Show with Jon Stewert and Weekend Update on Saturday night live so i made up my own!
The Weekly Update with Carol Ann
Disclamer: The news is real the rest is not! Uh.. Ya...
Johnny Depp and Kate Winslet were featured in 'Life' a newspaper magazine
And for the two people who got it this was their response:
"Johnny!?! He's so freakin ho...." *Passes out*
- Stupid Fangirl
"Kate Winslet? Isen't that that women who was in that ship that sunk?? No wait... wasen't that that boy.... The retarted one... No wait... He played a retarted kid in one of his movies... With that other man.. John.."
-Oprah Noodlematra
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie came out this Friday to rave reviews from 5 year olds and creepy 40 year olds with no life...
George Bush was seen this week... Aww forget it... I can't even make fun of him anymore...
Hilary Cliton is planning to run for Democratic nominee for President for 2008
If Mrs. Cliton wins then that would make Bill Cliton the first "First Man"
When asked how he would cope not being in charge he responded:
"I was in Charge? That's not what Hilary told me...."
*Luv ya Bill!*
Next Friday is Up and Coming actress Carol Ann's Birthday *Me!!*
When asked what she wanted she replyed " Well... Anything Designer... A Coach Bag... Or Mabey that one Juicy one... Oh and... Uh.... Johnny Depp."
In other news..
Actress Carol Ann was questioned about elegid rumors of kidnapping famed hearttrob and Actor's Actor Johnny Depp...
This has been the Weekly Update with Carol Ann!
Goodbye and have the force be with you... or "Have a pleasant tomorrow" Whatever works really...
So how was it? Awful right? Aww well i had fun! Lol :-p