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The best way to intake alcohol is to not let anyone know you've got it and slowly get plastered whilst watching period dramas and or anything everything with dan stevens in and then everyone thinks you just really really enjoy corsets.
January sucks and it's goddamn freezing so I intend to just stay here revelling in all the corsets till the temperature gets high enough that I don't need my dressing gown 24/7 plus I still have stitches still so my excuse is I'm keeping my stitches warm till they decide to leave the mother ship, I have made no promises to myself this year that I'll be better in any way or attempt wondrous feats, my intentions are as follows, more books then last year, more gigs then last year, more booze then last year, more sex then last year and if I get fatter or skinnier in the process i'll buy bigger or smaller jeans which make my arse look wonderful.
This might actually turn out to be a pretty big and fun year all in all.
January sucks and it's goddamn freezing so I intend to just stay here revelling in all the corsets till the temperature gets high enough that I don't need my dressing gown 24/7 plus I still have stitches still so my excuse is I'm keeping my stitches warm till they decide to leave the mother ship, I have made no promises to myself this year that I'll be better in any way or attempt wondrous feats, my intentions are as follows, more books then last year, more gigs then last year, more booze then last year, more sex then last year and if I get fatter or skinnier in the process i'll buy bigger or smaller jeans which make my arse look wonderful.
This might actually turn out to be a pretty big and fun year all in all.