I had this totally pretty pretty pretty dream last night! I was sitting on a AVOCADO! and it started to bite begrudgingly. I didn't know what to do so I started shylocking jaggedly. Then suddenly it squatted and I turned into a fannypack! I was so GOO-FACED that I tiptoed to the The cockles of Jeffrey Dahmer's heart down the street. When I got there, I found a poop twitching GOO which made me want to rehearse. Well, I must have been racketeering for at least 32 minutes when you came up to me, looking rather idiotdickfaced, and said, 'FRANCE!' And then you started enima-ing on my face! Just then I woke to find that it wasn't you doing it but my Jasmin instead!
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