I wanted to take a week off too
Mizzou is off... so do I even bother??
Of course I do...(Simpsons quotes style)
NFL Picks (85-42)
- Ravens over Titans... "Yea well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!"
- Colts over Bills... "Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."
- Vikings over Packers... "mmmmm, 64 slices of american cheese."
- Falcons over Browns... "Lousy God, should've made the week an hour longer."
- Jaguars over Texans... "You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaammmiinng."
- Chiefs over Dolphins... "You know, they call 'em fingers, but I never seem 'em fing... oh wait, there they go."
- Patriots over Jets... "Only two kinds of guys wear Hawaiian shirts, gays and big fat party animals... and Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal."
- Chargers over Bengals... "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such dates as last night's dinner."
- Lions over 49ers... "I'm scared daddy, too scared to even wet my bed."
- Eagles over Redskins... "I kinda ran over his dog... well, replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'."
- Broncos over Raiders... "Oh, the Denver Broncos?!?!"
- Steelers over Saints... "He's known as the Immovable Object, the Brick Hit-House, and is also called the Southern Dandy... Homer Simpson!"
- Cowboys over Cardinals... "If you think he got such a great deal, I'll sell you my conscience for $4.50, I'll even throw in my sense of decency, it's a Bart sales event, everything about me must go!"
- Seahawks over Rams... "I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan." "Here you go." "Can I use your phone?" "Is it a local call?" "...mmm, yes."
- Bears over Giants... "Faster Neddy, faster!" "I can't, it's a Geo."
- Panthers over Bucs... "Ah, TV is my friend. It laughs with me not at me."
College Picks (38-12)
- #15 Rutgers over #3 Louisville... I swear to god. I was honest about last Thursday's game, trust me.
- Nebraska over #24 Texas A&M... pray for the North.
- #7 USC over #21 Oregon... have lost in the Colesium since 2001.
- #13 Tennessee over #11 Arkansas... the SEC just keeps beating each other up.
- #17 Oklahoma over Texas Tech... but you never know.
- Florida State over #18 Wake Forest... call it a let down game.
- bye week over Missouri... setting up for a drive to win the final two.
Ok, I'm tired.
Of course I do...(Simpsons quotes style)
NFL Picks (85-42)
- Ravens over Titans... "Yea well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!"
- Colts over Bills... "Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."
- Vikings over Packers... "mmmmm, 64 slices of american cheese."
- Falcons over Browns... "Lousy God, should've made the week an hour longer."
- Jaguars over Texans... "You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaammmiinng."
- Chiefs over Dolphins... "You know, they call 'em fingers, but I never seem 'em fing... oh wait, there they go."
- Patriots over Jets... "Only two kinds of guys wear Hawaiian shirts, gays and big fat party animals... and Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal."
- Chargers over Bengals... "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such dates as last night's dinner."
- Lions over 49ers... "I'm scared daddy, too scared to even wet my bed."
- Eagles over Redskins... "I kinda ran over his dog... well, replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'."
- Broncos over Raiders... "Oh, the Denver Broncos?!?!"
- Steelers over Saints... "He's known as the Immovable Object, the Brick Hit-House, and is also called the Southern Dandy... Homer Simpson!"
- Cowboys over Cardinals... "If you think he got such a great deal, I'll sell you my conscience for $4.50, I'll even throw in my sense of decency, it's a Bart sales event, everything about me must go!"
- Seahawks over Rams... "I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan." "Here you go." "Can I use your phone?" "Is it a local call?" "...mmm, yes."
- Bears over Giants... "Faster Neddy, faster!" "I can't, it's a Geo."
- Panthers over Bucs... "Ah, TV is my friend. It laughs with me not at me."
College Picks (38-12)
- #15 Rutgers over #3 Louisville... I swear to god. I was honest about last Thursday's game, trust me.
- Nebraska over #24 Texas A&M... pray for the North.
- #7 USC over #21 Oregon... have lost in the Colesium since 2001.
- #13 Tennessee over #11 Arkansas... the SEC just keeps beating each other up.
- #17 Oklahoma over Texas Tech... but you never know.
- Florida State over #18 Wake Forest... call it a let down game.
- bye week over Missouri... setting up for a drive to win the final two.
Ok, I'm tired.