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Wouldn't it be hilarious if somebody lived their entire life in a Sinclar gas station? Just like how funny it would be if someone used the same piece of paper thier entire life, even through all of school. Just keep erasing it over and over. I came up with a joke, i hope its good- This rifle is powerfull enough to kill little kids. Hey man, thats not cool, they prefer to be called children. Also i got a pun from long a go. Wouldn't it be hilarious if a guy was in the army and his cammander told him to bring lots of protection to the battle and he came completely covered with 89 condoms?
Wow, i'm such a dork. I NEED to talk to brit, i miss her already and school got out a little while ago. God i'm obsessed, but i really need to talk to her after my piano lesson. Good news- i got my first period today. Just kidding, i'm a guy and i don't get those. I'm so glad, cuz they seem like pure hell. I couldn't imagine bleeding out of my ass for a week. EVERY MONTH! I mean, what the fuck was God thinking when he installed that? I think of it as like a car- some cars (girls) just have uncontrollable oil leeks. To bad they cant just go get it repaired. Anyway brit, why don't you ever leave me a comment? TELL SPAZ ABOUT MY AWESOME WEBSITE.
Wow, i'm such a dork. I NEED to talk to brit, i miss her already and school got out a little while ago. God i'm obsessed, but i really need to talk to her after my piano lesson. Good news- i got my first period today. Just kidding, i'm a guy and i don't get those. I'm so glad, cuz they seem like pure hell. I couldn't imagine bleeding out of my ass for a week. EVERY MONTH! I mean, what the fuck was God thinking when he installed that? I think of it as like a car- some cars (girls) just have uncontrollable oil leeks. To bad they cant just go get it repaired. Anyway brit, why don't you ever leave me a comment? TELL SPAZ ABOUT MY AWESOME WEBSITE.