I told the tiki man not to do it, but he shoved it down his pants anyway.....

[jackofswords]

"Hey there... how are you doing?

Is the world treating you right?

Are you getting enough to eat?

Are you feeling ok?

Could I get you anything?

Is there anything I could do to make you more comfortable?

Could I offer you a sherbert?

Mind if I take your coat?

By all means, have some candy.

So how's the family?"

"I realize you're trying to make me feel at ease, but all that you're accomplishing is making me feel sick"