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[jackmanhugh]

I have a caffeine addiction. Stay with me, that's not the point of the story. I do have this addiction, though, and if I don't intake a certain amount of it a day, my hands start to shake and I get really shirty with the people around me. This is why I've gotten myself into the habit of setting the timer on the coffee machine, just so it'll be hot

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[nawatts]

Wait, did you seriously just bring back the anonymous thing?

[nawatts]

[nawatts]

Holy drama queen! Throw in a body like Naomi's, you got the star of my liquid dreams.

[jackmanhugh]

I am going to screen that comment after I reply to this one, I sound hideous. Every six seconds my body starts begging, your sweet thing is wrecking me.

[nawatts]

You're so vain! I refuse to sing All or Nothing at you and that's the only other one I know.

[jackmanhugh]

Yet you go on and sing me Carly Simon! Don't you remember We Fit Together? I'm sort of ashamed that I, of all people, have to educate you on this subject.

[nawatts]

I guess I'll just speak to you in lyrics from now on. As in, we go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong? No? Haha, you're not the kind that needs to tell me about the birds and the bees.

[jackmanhugh]

I went to McDonald's the other day for chicken selects and I started rapping Can I Get A... I meant on O-Town, not on relations. Remember, four times?

[nawatts]

Bring it back, yo. Someone doesn't know their New Order. I don't remember so much, but I'm sure my friends at the UN can vouch for you.

[jackmanhugh]

I didn't even catch that, I'm ashamed. Wellll, I did have to get you suitably drunk beforehand. If you were sober, you never would have said yes.

[nawatts]

[jackmanhugh]

YOU ARE AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING.