The rum is alive!
[From around the corner, Jack appears, running like hell and being persued by what appears to be giant wax... Pints of rum?] I'm certain that this situation would be far more enjoyable if it took place in a reversed role, but seeing as it hasn't, the smartest choice in this particular, highly unusual scenario, would be to keep running. And running... And... Bugger... Running! Remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
[Jumps over a fence and keeps running X_x]
Why is it always the rum?
[Jumps over a fence and keeps running X_x]
Why is it always the rum?