I HATE WISDOM TEETH-warning-gross

May 25, 2006 08:51

so, spent a charming morning yesterday having this guy dig out my wisdom teeth, not that i remember it because i was stuffed with drugs, whereupon i went home, and started choking on guaze and blood, which was difficult to deal with because i couldn't swallow and the novacaine ensured i couln't feel my face. eventually i could feel my face, which wasn't great because my prescription percocet and ibuprofen DIDN'T work. Or if the drugs did work, then i would hate to know the pain i would be in without them. Now, as i could barely swallow, and my face is swollen into a SQUARE, i got to eat:
4 jellos, 3 bowls of ice cream, 2 bowls of pina colada, 1 bowl of blendered strawberrys:
all with a spoon and all by tilting my head back so the liquids would go down my throat and not down my shirt.
As i was starving to death, because i couldn't eat anything hot, nor open my mouth for anything hard, i got to break saltines into little pieces so they would melt on my tongue so i could swallow them.
The ending to my fucking lovely day was when allthe blood i had swallowed throughout the day had accumulated in my stomach and made me throw up all the liquids i had consumed, plus smushed crackers.
I woke up this morning even more swollen, in pain, and spent 20 minutes trying to eat a pastry by ripping it into miniscule pieces. if someone could come kill me, it would be greatly appreciated.
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