hopes i have for myself
1. that i have sex later today (extremely likely)
2. that my foulness and tackiness continue to work in my favor
3. that when i get married and have a bachelorette party, it starts at like 10 am with me in a green velour jumpsuit totally wasted, and continues on in much the same vein
4. i keep my tits as they are even while i up my gym schedule, and that i have greater access to suntanning topless this summer. thanks to south beach, my boobs look so good dark right now.
5. i stick with my plan to take gre classes this summer, and start grad school within the next two years.
6. i escape philly within the next 1.5 years
7. i see aislinn, jason, and laurie and other friends from my adolescence more often
8. i do not ever have sex with mark lutz as it could be bad for my health, though i have wanted to for over a decade
9. i can keep my and nico's birthday parties invite-only for god's sake
10. i get pregnant eventually and have hot babies or maybe just one hot baby. yeah, prolly just one hot baby.
2. that my foulness and tackiness continue to work in my favor
3. that when i get married and have a bachelorette party, it starts at like 10 am with me in a green velour jumpsuit totally wasted, and continues on in much the same vein
4. i keep my tits as they are even while i up my gym schedule, and that i have greater access to suntanning topless this summer. thanks to south beach, my boobs look so good dark right now.
5. i stick with my plan to take gre classes this summer, and start grad school within the next two years.
6. i escape philly within the next 1.5 years
7. i see aislinn, jason, and laurie and other friends from my adolescence more often
8. i do not ever have sex with mark lutz as it could be bad for my health, though i have wanted to for over a decade
9. i can keep my and nico's birthday parties invite-only for god's sake
10. i get pregnant eventually and have hot babies or maybe just one hot baby. yeah, prolly just one hot baby.