Oh my god, a rubber!
Earlier today, at the library: a gaggle of 16 year old boys are gathered around a computer, when suddenly, their friend runs up to them holding a brown paper bag. He dumps the contents onto a nearby chair, and before I can ask myself "why is this boy-child throwing his lunch on the couch?" I realize that it's FULL OF CONDOMS!
His friends gather around and start rifling through the rubbers, while he exclaims "I'm gonna tell her I got 24 condoms, and if I don't use one tonight, I'm dumpin' her ass!"
I know I shouldn't have laughed, but COME ON! It was hilarious.
(TWENTY FOUR condoms? Seriously? And the best/worst part was how excited his friends were to help him choose one.)
His friends gather around and start rifling through the rubbers, while he exclaims "I'm gonna tell her I got 24 condoms, and if I don't use one tonight, I'm dumpin' her ass!"
I know I shouldn't have laughed, but COME ON! It was hilarious.
(TWENTY FOUR condoms? Seriously? And the best/worst part was how excited his friends were to help him choose one.)