Todays random entry...

Mar 09, 2006 12:07

I am a COKE lover but... I also love...
You Are Dr. Pepper

You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you.
People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do.

Your best soda match: Root Beer

Stay away from: 7 Up
What Kind of Soda Are You?

So it wasn't a suprise!!

SOme random stuff... I tripped on my own pants... So what IM short... what can I say so my exercise pants are long... and unsafe and while Im walking I step on it and trip ...so what!?

Im eating breakfast at noon and I have been awake for quite some time and its my first meal: Cheerios and Banana... sorta yum. Id prefer a coke float and a carne asada burrito but I will go for this.

ME: Im always overwhelmed with thought, hurt and anxiety... I just never felt like I could share that.

I like naughty things because well they are naughty! >.<
ETA:
Speaking of naughty I found this SEX meme on a couple of LJs so here is mine... behind cut for your pleasure... ;)

Scorpio Woman
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Heterosexual

Sex is one activity that taps into Scorpio's hidden fire. To be sure she, she is most uninhibited when it comes to making love. She is a real tease, that girl who'll play footsie with a guy's crotch under the table, groping or even briefly going down on him, offering blatant titillation to stay erotically connected with her man at all times. She pours it on in bed, pulling out all stop to ensure she'll rank among his best. She seeks to be a man's obsession, a crystallization of his desire. Practically nothing is a gross-out as her hands and mouth may make their way to places where the sun don't shine. She enjoys getting to the roof of a man's matter, well acquainted with hidden areas that serve as male G-spots. Though it may take her some time to achieve her own climax, Scorpio's eventual explosion could be so extreme as to practically knock her unconscious. Sex is rarely acrobatic- rather, she is her version of groovy, easily getting into a steady staccato rhythm. Of all the women in the zodiac, Scorpio may be the most open to anal sex. She likes the inherent naughtiness of such an act, always wanting to be that much more “advanced” than her female friends, shocking the more prudish ladies in her set. Variety spices things up, and she feels as much ease shopping for dildos as she does lacy dolies. Like her male counterpart, the Scorpio has a wee sadistic streak. Disciplinarian fantasies perfectly fit her psychological bill- she may even be an outright dominatrix, turned on by enslaving a submissive man.

Straight turn-ons: Swarthy looks, body hair, (active) ass play, (passive) anal penetration, m-f-f threesomes, voyeurism, watersports, underarms, body odor, humiliation/cuckolding, (active) oral, (mutual) masturbation, mirrors, toys, gadgets, lesbian and bi porn, (active) b+d, (active) lite s+m, strangers, clothed sex, erotica, lite pain, biting, fighting, foreskin, swapping underwear

Homosexual

Drawn to wholesome girl-next-door, she adopts a wordly-wise demeanor, trying to appeal as both mentor and mother hen. Playing the sophisticated lady, Scorpio seduces that wide-eyed beauty in such a subtle manner that it all seem innocent enough at first. Appealing to her need for control, she slowly takes a woman on an erotic journey, in full charge of proceedings, as always. Unlike her gay-male counterpart, Scorpio lesbian lands in relationship after relationship, never alone long, often overlapping her liaisons. Sex is power to the gay Scorpio girl, who taunts the more prudish femmes in her midst- a dynamic that continues throughout her adult life, as she scratches, if not sniffs, at the surface of another woman's puritanical standards, seeking to corrupt her with prurient deeds. Scorpio uses the element of surprice in the bedroom, introducing new techniques and toys that will continually push her lover to the edge- faster than you can say nipple clamps- what may have started with sweet talk could end up with far more slap tickle. All Scorpios, male and female, gay and straight welcomes a little pain mixed into their pleasure, but the lesbian Scorpio is perhaps the most imposing on this score. Introducing her lover to new levels of excitement, she wants to assure her dominance, inculcating a lover in her specific brand of sex.

Gay turn-ons: Younger females, submissives, femmes, straight women, hour-glass physiques, seduction, mind games, (active/passive) anal sex, aphrodisiacs, body fluid, tattoos, piercings, body hair, mastering, (active) heavy b+d, (active) s+m, (mutual) nipple play, teasing, torture, costumes, uniforms, genital piercings, madaming, swapping, fingering, fisting, leather, dungeons, ejaculation, cross-dressing

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:





You scored higher than 96% on Sex





You scored higher than 54% on Starsign
Link: The Sextrology Test written by KamikazeParrot on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test LOL!!! NOT!! On MOST of the "TURN ONS" BUT is HILARIOUS!!
Shhh... its a secret!
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