First of all, you know i love you. You are like my married with child older brother that gets on my nerves sometimes but I'd gladly end the day with a nice hug.
I am sorry i have a crush on the manager you find to be a complete nimrod
I'm sorry i find his lousiana charm and his braces and his delicate figure and the way he touches my arm, then squeezes it to be slightly sexy
I also apologize for the fact that he is 20 times sexier than you will ever be
But most of all i am the most sorry that I told you that i would do him.
BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOSSIPING SCHOOLGIRL.
I casually noted to Jenny that i really wish Dave was the main manager tonight because hes a lot hotter than the oversized balloon who likes to hear himself talk
Jenny replies "oh yeah Dom told me you and him had a thing going"
I get less ass than neutered dog
cow even
I am sorry the only guy at barnes that wanted me left and had a pot belly. Even though he did have pretty eyes and a nice demeanor and was also middle aged. Oh it was fine when he wanted me
but when a young vivacious sexy manager flirts with me its not okay
would you rather I have a crush on you Dominic?
You are married with child and you slightly resemble what madler would look like if he wasnt a freak of nature. And ate five butters with his plain bagel.
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as he proceeds out the door to smoke 5 cigs with his former live in lover charles aka charlotte the harlot on the weekends
i am also sorry for this picture. This makes me over Eric Tustison. That and the fact hes 26 and talks to me about girls that he might think about sleeping with (aka jerking off thinking about them before bed and telling them he has no feelings for them) I will nto direct you to this picture
my last day is December 30th
love jackie