Tasty feet!

[jackiecat]

Mmm, my feet are very tasty! I am chewing on them and licking in between my toes. Delicious!

Maybe if the humans stood in the box full of sand more often they would find their feet to be tasty too.

Comments

[valcat]

Hello Jackie! You have not posted in a long time. My human told me you had posted and said I could use the computer to reply. I think now that I am here I will make her wait a while.

I am glad to hear you are well and enjoying your feet. I love giving myself a pedicure. I am very picky and do not allow anyone else to do that for me. Nobody else could possibly do it properly. Certainly not the humans, and definitely not the little twerp. He does not even know how to wash his fur properly. I have had to wash him since he was a baby. Friday does not do pedicures for himself, so there is no way I would let him do one for me.

If you were here I would give you a pedicure if you wanted. I am an expert, and highly experienced. You would like it, and your feet would feel clean and fresh and your claws would be shiny and sharp.

I think I will go and give myself and bath and a nice pedicure right now. This chair is a good place for it.

[jackiecat]

Hello Val! I love pedicures too. I would give you one in return. I feel certain that we would each appreciate the other's high standards and impeccable skill.

I too would never let the human touch my pampered feet. The other two let Mom clip their claws! Can you believe it? The indignity! But you and I would never do that. My ears are folding back at the very thought.

[phoenixpurrs]

Hello,

I am glad to have found you. I don't think my human appreciates the time and effort I put into my pedicures. She keeps wanting to do more, but I won't let her.

I'm sure if I tried to give HER a pedicure she'd realise why I don't want her giving ME one!

[jackiecat]

*sniff sniff*

Hi phoenixpurrs.

Humans can be incredibly dense. I have found that a complete lack of subtlety is the only way to communicate. My human has finally given up on attempts to improve my pedicures, but you wouldn't believe what I had to do to get the message across! *tail-swish*