Triumph!
Today I have vanquished the Zombie Mouse.
At first I thought it was just a normal wonderful-smelling tasty chewy furry mouse to attack. Naturally I destroyed it. I know my job.
It came back!
I dismembered it. I ripped off chunks of its fur and left pieces all over the carpet. Mom picked up the pieces and I was sure the deed was done.
It came back!
That's when I knew what I was facing. It was the Undead.
Today I tore it into a million tiny pieces. I left some in the living room. I left some next to the main door. I left some in the hall by the room the humans don't use much. Except for the very center nothing is bigger than one of the pads on my front paw.
Mom came home and picked up all the pieces. She took them away. I think she is proud of me.
At first I thought it was just a normal wonderful-smelling tasty chewy furry mouse to attack. Naturally I destroyed it. I know my job.
It came back!
I dismembered it. I ripped off chunks of its fur and left pieces all over the carpet. Mom picked up the pieces and I was sure the deed was done.
It came back!
That's when I knew what I was facing. It was the Undead.
Today I tore it into a million tiny pieces. I left some in the living room. I left some next to the main door. I left some in the hall by the room the humans don't use much. Except for the very center nothing is bigger than one of the pads on my front paw.
Mom came home and picked up all the pieces. She took them away. I think she is proud of me.