Arrived tapping on Jackie's window on a grey barn owl:
Dear Missy JZ:
Guess who? Well, you don't really need to guess who, if you can't tell from my writing by now then you seriously require a heavy spanking. With a paddle!
Anyways, I'm going to keep this letter short and sweet in case you have anyone reading over your shoulders (which by the way, slap them off already!). I'm fine and doing good. A lot of interesting things have come my way (or I fell into their path instead) and I think it's a good time to say I won't be coming back. This is much more important now and hey, if I lose my neck doing this then so be it.
I hope you're doing well on your end, all smiles and all. Don't give me anymore reasons to beat up Mr. Puffling Charm because if it's needed, I'll come back for a weekend to do some pummelling (I've gotten stronger!) and enjoy it. I'm kidding, don't glare at the letter!
Oh, before I forget, this letter is due to vanish itself within five minutes of opening it (to hide traces and all!) so I do hope you're a fast reading. Actually, if you haven't finished by now you might be too late.
Dear Missy JZ:
Guess who? Well, you don't really need to guess who, if you can't tell from my writing by now then you seriously require a heavy spanking. With a paddle!
Anyways, I'm going to keep this letter short and sweet in case you have anyone reading over your shoulders (which by the way, slap them off already!). I'm fine and doing good. A lot of interesting things have come my way (or I fell into their path instead) and I think it's a good time to say I won't be coming back. This is much more important now and hey, if I lose my neck doing this then so be it.
I hope you're doing well on your end, all smiles and all. Don't give me anymore reasons to beat up Mr. Puffling Charm because if it's needed, I'll come back for a weekend to do some pummelling (I've gotten stronger!) and enjoy it. I'm kidding, don't glare at the letter!
Oh, before I forget, this letter is due to vanish itself within five minutes of opening it (to hide traces and all!) so I do hope you're a fast reading. Actually, if you haven't finished by now you might be too late.
We'll meet again someday, cheers!
Mister SS
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