Question?

[jackie_pants]

If you had one leg would you dress up as a popcicle?. something we were talking about at the coffee house this morning. if you had a kid born with no arms would you tell your other kids that if they don't behave you will rip there arms off and beat them with them and then say what do you think happened to your

Comments

[agent_ritalyn]

yes. and yes definetly. In fact, when I grow up i'm gettin a three-legged dog (named tripod) and every time my kids act up i'm gonna say 'now now kids, don't piss me off or you'll look just like tripod." and later, when my kids are relaying that story to their therapists, it'll still be funny.

[hollyxcore]

yes and yes. when my little sister was younger we had a neighbor who had only one arm. his name was skip. we taught my sister that if you are a bad little kid, your arm falls off. so we'd say "shannon, what do you think happened to skip?!" and she'd say "he was a bad little boy". she was only like...three or four years old. hahahahaha.
i'm an evil sister.

[amarannth]

my gramma used to tell me when people lied, they grew horns out of the top of their heads, she did this so whenever id lie id clue her in by feelin the top of my head checking for them.. sometimes i could actually feel them growing:)