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I am the jacketchampion my FRIEND,
And I'll keep on drinking till the END.
In other JACKETCHAMPION news, I won a beer drinking contest at a local pub tonight. The other guys didn't stand a chance. When the contest was over, this slutty woman came up to me and said "Dang Jacketchampion, you must be SICK of beer by now!" I turned to her and said "No way Mom, I want MORE beer! MORE BEER! NOW!" I love my mom!
JACKETCHAMPION'S DAILY STATS:
Kids Beaten In The Face: 12
Remotes Used: 4
Gallons of Beer Consumed: 6,990
Sperm Count: Very Low
Beer Count: VERY HIGH!
Message me at JACKETCHAMPION on AIM :D I've got a jacket that says I'm a CHAMPION! GOTTA LOVE ME!
I am the jacketchampion my FRIEND,
And I'll keep on drinking till the END.
In other JACKETCHAMPION news, I won a beer drinking contest at a local pub tonight. The other guys didn't stand a chance. When the contest was over, this slutty woman came up to me and said "Dang Jacketchampion, you must be SICK of beer by now!" I turned to her and said "No way Mom, I want MORE beer! MORE BEER! NOW!" I love my mom!
JACKETCHAMPION'S DAILY STATS:
Kids Beaten In The Face: 12
Remotes Used: 4
Gallons of Beer Consumed: 6,990
Sperm Count: Very Low
Beer Count: VERY HIGH!
Message me at JACKETCHAMPION on AIM :D I've got a jacket that says I'm a CHAMPION! GOTTA LOVE ME!