ARE YOU CALLING ME THE STIFFMEISTER. YOU MONKEY.jacked_appleMay 26 2004, 14:42:49 UTC
Maybe the llama should become like that gnome in amelie(I had to have spelt that wrong) and travel the world and take bunches of polaroids of himself at each world wonder. But if he gets with the gnome in advertising for Travelocity, I'll have to disown him.
SQUISH OMG WAH. So I'd be a llama too. And not because all the cool people are doing it. But because that's what I'm destined to be. Rawk.
But the fuzziness is so love. So, so grand. Feel the fuzz. (For some reason, I feel like that phrase needs to be purred by James Brown and then followed by a disco jig. But that could've just been induced by my cheap Dalton Mall lo mein. Or my homemade cherry smoothie. Or something else equally radioactive.)
The idea of us smirking in a drunken haze as we throw peanuts at girls in the midst of their final exam anxiety attacks brings me great joy. Though, I object to eating or chewing any nuts. You do that. I'll do the sloshing. But, if I have to eat nuts, that'll take care of the puking thing.
Thursday afternoon, let's go party(before the brain droolage begins). You know. Indulge in some shenanigans. Go get drinks and toast to stuff. Stuff some people in your trunk. Dude. You know we have to.
BABY, YOU KNOW YOU ARE SOBELICIOUS! NOW FEEL THE FUZZ. (how's that for creepy, eh?)jacked_appleMay 26 2004, 20:03:16 UTC
Just be sure to shellac(?) the carpet llama before you send him off into the world or else he might fall apart and then all you've got is a bunch of polaroids with a pile of fuzz in the corner.
You're going to be reincarnated as a carpet llama! And then some girls will find you and snarffle over you and send you out to see the world! Be careful not to fall into a pile of fuzz or the world will go into mourning. Alright? [I typed "worming" instead of "mourning" at first...]
I don't really do nuts but what else do they have at bars? OMG. CHERRIES. THEY'LL MAKE A WET PLOPPING NOISE WHEN THEY HIT. AND LEMON SLICES. And let's not forget, we should sloshly mosh. Right? Right.
And I'll gladly toast you and the first day of summer with a SOBE tomorrow if that is your desire, bonnie lass. You make it sound like we just grabbed random people and shoved them in the truck then drove off cackling...
WHEN IS YOUR EXAM TOMORROW, OH CAMI?
[IS THIS NOT THE CREEPIEST COMMENT YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN? PLEASE MAKE MY DAY/NIGHT AND SAY THAT IT IS.]
LUCK BE A LIZARD TONIGHTjacked_appleMay 26 2004, 21:47:44 UTC
.. shellac? That sounds kinky. Explain yourself, saucy knave. Same thing goes for snarffle, though I do intensely enjoy the sound of it. Snarffle. AAH. *PAJAMA PARTY**PILLOW FIGHT**FEATHERS GOING POOF*
Maybe, if I fall into a pile of fuzz, I'll just keep falling and slip into another dimension where the carpet llamas rule. Then, with the portal to the second dimension found, there could be all of this inter-dimensional warfare between humans and the carpet llamas. That would be a kickass movie. *EPIPHANY* LET'S MAKE ONE.
They have pretsels, although they're only a little better. Anything salty works. Dude. I'll bring my leftover chinese. It has enough sodium in it to kill a bull. We'll just slosh the lo mein all over the place and throw teriaki chicken at people. And the sloshly moshing sounds fabuloso. I just tried pronouncing "sloshly moshing", and barely succeeded. It's easier if you use a Sean Connery accent, though.
SPECTACULAR. OH KJERSTI, I have two. Morning and afternoon. I have my chemistry exam in the afternoon. The only problem is that I'll probably need extra time on it, though I could probably just go in around a half hour early. That way, I'd be done around the same time you'd be. How's that sound?
[Hmm.] [Yes.]
PS- For the first time in my life, I have seen someone else by the name of kjersti. I saw it while watching the credits to Teen Titans. Unless that was you. A case in which you would once again have to explain yourself. (Or you could just hook me up with BeastBoy. You know, the green one with the pointy ears and complementry fang.)
EVER DANCED WITH A LIZARD IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT?jacked_appleMay 27 2004, 07:13:11 UTC
Main Entry: 1shel·lac Pronunciation: sh&-'lak Function: noun Etymology: 1shell + lac 1 : purified lac usually prepared in thin orange or yellow flakes by heating and filtering and often bleached white 2 : a preparation of lac dissolved usually in alcohol and used chiefly as a wood filler and finish 3 a : a composition containing shellac formerly used for making phonograph records b : an old 78 rpm phonograph record
Still think it sounds kinky? And a "snarffle" is well a snarffle! Ain't no other way to explain it!
Do you think your carpets can provide us with enough llama legionnaires? YOUR CARPETS WILL GIVE BIRTH TO AN ARMY OF LLAMAS. Or else will just have to put them all in digitally and that's no fun. I say we really do make a movie. Not like we've got anything better to do, right? Unless you're leading some kind of double life on me. [Cami by day and snarffling carpet llama by night]
I wonder if your sodium filled noodles will stick the wall... as for the chicken, it will make plopping noises when hitting the targets so BRING IT.
GOOD LUCK ON BOTH OF YOUR EXAMS! [sends her chemistry knowledge your way hoping that it'll get to you by this afternoon!] But you don't have to start early, I have a feeling that I'll need to recover from this English Final so take your time. Aye?
afiagh nudas_veritas Both stumbled upone by accident. And my family has run into two Kjersti's when traveling and so I have pictures of youngme standing next to these women smiling but at the same time with a "What the hell..." look on my face. Ahhhh, those memories.
Beastboy will be on your doorstep sometime this summer. He's not good with directions.
p.s. What have you got against the gnome from travelocity?
But if he gets with the gnome in advertising for Travelocity,
I'll have to disown him.
SQUISH OMG WAH.
So I'd be a llama too.
And not because all the cool people are doing it.
But because that's what I'm destined to be.
Rawk.
But the fuzziness is so love. So, so grand.
Feel the fuzz.
(For some reason, I feel like that phrase needs to be purred by James Brown and then followed by a disco jig. But that could've just been induced by my cheap Dalton Mall lo mein. Or my homemade cherry smoothie. Or something else equally radioactive.)
The idea of us smirking in a drunken haze as we throw peanuts at girls in the midst of their final exam anxiety attacks brings me great joy.
Though, I object to eating or chewing any nuts. You do that.
I'll do the sloshing.
But, if I have to eat nuts, that'll take care of the puking thing.
Thursday afternoon, let's go party(before the brain droolage begins).
You know. Indulge in some shenanigans.
Go get drinks and toast to stuff.
Stuff some people in your trunk.
Dude.
You know we have to.
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before you send him off into the world
or else he might fall apart and then
all you've got is a bunch of polaroids with a pile of fuzz in the corner.
You're going to be reincarnated as a carpet llama!
And then some girls will find you and snarffle over you
and send you out to see the world!
Be careful not to fall into a pile of fuzz
or the world will go into mourning. Alright?
[I typed "worming" instead of "mourning" at first...]
I don't really do nuts but what else do they have at bars?
OMG. CHERRIES.
THEY'LL MAKE A WET PLOPPING NOISE WHEN THEY HIT.
AND LEMON SLICES.
And let's not forget, we should sloshly mosh.
Right? Right.
And I'll gladly toast you and the first day of summer
with a SOBE tomorrow if that is your desire, bonnie lass.
You make it sound like we just grabbed random people and
shoved them in the truck then drove off cackling...
WHEN IS YOUR EXAM TOMORROW, OH CAMI?
[IS THIS NOT THE CREEPIEST COMMENT YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN?
PLEASE MAKE MY DAY/NIGHT AND SAY THAT IT IS.]
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shellac?
That sounds kinky.
Explain yourself, saucy knave.
Same thing goes for snarffle,
though I do intensely enjoy the sound of it.
Snarffle. AAH.
*PAJAMA PARTY**PILLOW FIGHT**FEATHERS GOING POOF*
Maybe, if I fall into a pile of fuzz,
I'll just keep falling and slip into another dimension
where the carpet llamas rule.
Then, with the portal to the second dimension found,
there could be all of this inter-dimensional warfare between humans and the carpet llamas.
That would be a kickass movie.
*EPIPHANY* LET'S MAKE ONE.
They have pretsels, although they're only a little better. Anything salty works.
Dude. I'll bring my leftover chinese.
It has enough sodium in it to kill a bull.
We'll just slosh the lo mein all over the place and throw teriaki chicken at people.
And the sloshly moshing sounds fabuloso.
I just tried pronouncing "sloshly moshing", and barely succeeded.
It's easier if you use a Sean Connery accent, though.
SPECTACULAR.
OH KJERSTI, I have two. Morning and afternoon.
I have my chemistry exam in the afternoon.
The only problem is that I'll probably need extra time on it,
though I could probably just go in around a half hour early.
That way, I'd be done around the same time you'd be.
How's that sound?
[Hmm.]
[Yes.]
PS-
For the first time in my life,
I have seen someone else by the name of kjersti.
I saw it while watching the credits to Teen Titans.
Unless that was you.
A case in which you would once again have to explain yourself.
(Or you could just hook me up with BeastBoy.
You know, the green one with the pointy ears and complementry fang.)
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Pronunciation: sh&-'lak
Function: noun
Etymology: 1shell + lac
1 : purified lac usually prepared in thin orange or yellow flakes by heating and filtering and often bleached white
2 : a preparation of lac dissolved usually in alcohol and used chiefly as a wood filler and finish
3 a : a composition containing shellac formerly used for making phonograph records b : an old 78 rpm phonograph record
Still think it sounds kinky?
And a "snarffle" is well a snarffle!
Ain't no other way to explain it!
Do you think your carpets can provide us with enough
llama legionnaires? YOUR CARPETS WILL GIVE BIRTH TO AN
ARMY OF LLAMAS. Or else will just have to put them all in digitally
and that's no fun. I say we really do make a movie.
Not like we've got anything better to do, right?
Unless you're leading some kind of double life on me.
[Cami by day and snarffling carpet llama by night]
I wonder if your sodium filled noodles will stick the wall...
as for the chicken, it will make plopping noises when hitting
the targets so BRING IT.
GOOD LUCK ON BOTH OF YOUR EXAMS!
[sends her chemistry knowledge your way hoping
that it'll get to you by this afternoon!]
But you don't have to start early, I have a feeling
that I'll need to recover from this English Final so take your time.
Aye?
afiagh
nudas_veritas
Both stumbled upone by accident.
And my family has run into two Kjersti's when traveling
and so I have pictures of youngme standing next to these women
smiling but at the same time with a "What the hell..." look on my face.
Ahhhh, those memories.
Beastboy will be on your doorstep sometime this summer.
He's not good with directions.
p.s. What have you got against the gnome from travelocity?
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