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Jul 13, 2006 18:29

A Day At The Beach
Written by a midget, a gay pirate, someone who looks like a cow, f**king Misa Misa, and the future God of the Universe.

A day at the beach can be very black, but at the end of a stupid day there you usually feel very short. A lot of people bring assholes and bastards there, but others just want to transmute in the blood. In the past, a lot of bunnies burned, but these days teenagers are more interested in killing with their ego. People usually bring sandwiches, the most perfectly popular being one loaded with sugar cubes, pop rocks, and Pringles. A popular game is Raito Polo, in which someone closes their middle fingers and murders around trying to find shitheads. At the end of the day everyone feels creepy, so they pack up their idiots and midgets and head back to Ishbal to be gay. When they get there, however, they realize they have a puss-spewing organ-pile sin-against-God in their mini-skirt.

The End.

mad libs

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