santa sucks
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I turned atelocide in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In March I put gum in wahcrysob's hair (-12 points). Last week on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I pulled over and changed iloveotisbstark's flat tire (15 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
jackblacksmymom