have you seen the new backstreet boys video? its so funny but what the hell!
well i just got back from chicago a couple of days ago.
it was really fun.
i went on a tour boat thing-ee and uhh shit.
i also got to go to H&M which is the BEST fucking store EVER.
most sterotypical bohemian indie kids who can't spell would agree with me.
my cousin lives in chicago and it was so great being able to hangout with her.
she said that i am loosing my english accent so she gave me a few tips on how to sound more english because GOD KNOWS i don't want to sound too american.
...most americans don't even think that they have an accent which i find really odd.
but whoever is reading this is probably american so i should just shut the fuck up.
anywho, my cousin gave me basic english vocabulary to remember when in need:
in stead of saying "yeah thats cool" you must replace "cool" with either "fantastic," "excellent," or "brilliant"
you must also always remember to finish a conversation or email by saying "cheers" or "cheers mate"
also
when you go to the pub, you must call the bartender a "paddy"
and if you want to be rude to someone you must either call them a "tosser" "wanker" "puff" git" or "twat"
so those are some useful and wise words for those willing to attempt to talk to an english person
OH YEAH and if a girl finds a guy attractive she thinks he's "fit"
alrite thats about it.
other than that i had the best time with her.
she took me to an irish pup early sunday morning where there was a game going on (soccer).
it was Manchester United vs Newcastle.
manchester won obviously 2-0
it was FUCKING BRILLIANT YOU TOSSER.
i met a bunch of my cousins english and irish friends and they all offered to buy me a pint (beer) which i gladly excepted.
all in all i was drunk by mid-day having the best time EVER watching "footie" and talking with the lads.
so after my alcohol and nicotine fix my cousin and i went to her house where my aunt made me a ridiculously large amount of food.
i was stuffed, drunk, and happy.
after that i took a one way express train to snoozeville.
BOWLING GREEN/shit-hole-crap-face-poo-fart-CRAP-SHIT-CRAP.
and here i am now.
so far ohio is quite lame.
i can tell you that is is certainly not for lovers. (if you didnt catch on to that joke you are not worth my time)
but i must say my classes are "excellent"
especially my Japanese class, im doing so well in it!.
i also joined the college radio and i have my own show, it is certainly a lot of fun.
too bad all of the people here are ultimate bro cacks (poos).
and all the girls are fat blonde chicks who wear sweat pants for the exception of a few.
i do miss california, but i am trying to make the best out of what i have here.
and luckily for me
I GET TO MEET ALL THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENTS (WOMEN) TOMORROW.
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite...i mean.."briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilliant"
anyway
thats about it for me
ta ta for now.
cheers.
p.s. yes i dont have pictures WHAT CHU GONE DO BOUT IT SUCKA.
it was really fun.
i went on a tour boat thing-ee and uhh shit.
i also got to go to H&M which is the BEST fucking store EVER.
most sterotypical bohemian indie kids who can't spell would agree with me.
my cousin lives in chicago and it was so great being able to hangout with her.
she said that i am loosing my english accent so she gave me a few tips on how to sound more english because GOD KNOWS i don't want to sound too american.
...most americans don't even think that they have an accent which i find really odd.
but whoever is reading this is probably american so i should just shut the fuck up.
anywho, my cousin gave me basic english vocabulary to remember when in need:
in stead of saying "yeah thats cool" you must replace "cool" with either "fantastic," "excellent," or "brilliant"
you must also always remember to finish a conversation or email by saying "cheers" or "cheers mate"
also
when you go to the pub, you must call the bartender a "paddy"
and if you want to be rude to someone you must either call them a "tosser" "wanker" "puff" git" or "twat"
so those are some useful and wise words for those willing to attempt to talk to an english person
OH YEAH and if a girl finds a guy attractive she thinks he's "fit"
alrite thats about it.
other than that i had the best time with her.
she took me to an irish pup early sunday morning where there was a game going on (soccer).
it was Manchester United vs Newcastle.
manchester won obviously 2-0
it was FUCKING BRILLIANT YOU TOSSER.
i met a bunch of my cousins english and irish friends and they all offered to buy me a pint (beer) which i gladly excepted.
all in all i was drunk by mid-day having the best time EVER watching "footie" and talking with the lads.
so after my alcohol and nicotine fix my cousin and i went to her house where my aunt made me a ridiculously large amount of food.
i was stuffed, drunk, and happy.
after that i took a one way express train to snoozeville.
BOWLING GREEN/shit-hole-crap-face-poo-fart-CRAP-SHIT-CRAP.
and here i am now.
so far ohio is quite lame.
i can tell you that is is certainly not for lovers. (if you didnt catch on to that joke you are not worth my time)
but i must say my classes are "excellent"
especially my Japanese class, im doing so well in it!.
i also joined the college radio and i have my own show, it is certainly a lot of fun.
too bad all of the people here are ultimate bro cacks (poos).
and all the girls are fat blonde chicks who wear sweat pants for the exception of a few.
i do miss california, but i am trying to make the best out of what i have here.
and luckily for me
I GET TO MEET ALL THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENTS (WOMEN) TOMORROW.
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite...i mean.."briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilliant"
anyway
thats about it for me
ta ta for now.
cheers.
p.s. yes i dont have pictures WHAT CHU GONE DO BOUT IT SUCKA.