Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I donated bone marrow to
sayitthrice in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I pulled over and changed
secretarybird's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I helped
thutmosis hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (153 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
jackalelegy