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[jackaddict]

One day while I was masturbating in the basement a psycotic fish fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the bed and knocked over the prawn crackers. Then it ran out the door into the bedroom and licked a sticker off the wardrobe. It then knocked a glass of jack daniels off the coffee table. After 80 minutes of chasing the fish through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest lamp post.

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