Miss Lara Catherine, reporter extraordinaire...
would like to announce that she absolutely hates everything.
Fuck modern media, it's a disgrace. I want nothing to do with it.
I bet you think I'm pretty silly for getting the job and then renouncing the position almost immediately. I bet you think I couldn't handle the pressure. I bet you think me getting published was a fluke. I bet you think I never had a chance either way.
I bet you're right (but fuck you anyway).
If anyone needs me I'll be stewing in my self defeat.
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Alright, maybe I'm not quitting. At least not like this, in a steaming heap of melodrama. I'll write some article that my boss can use for my monday deadline and then tell her not to assign me anything as I need to figure out if this is really something worth my time (and it's not).
but, uh, modern journalism is still a disgrace and this paper is a joke.
Fuck modern media, it's a disgrace. I want nothing to do with it.
I bet you think I'm pretty silly for getting the job and then renouncing the position almost immediately. I bet you think I couldn't handle the pressure. I bet you think me getting published was a fluke. I bet you think I never had a chance either way.
I bet you're right (but fuck you anyway).
If anyone needs me I'll be stewing in my self defeat.
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[edit]
Alright, maybe I'm not quitting. At least not like this, in a steaming heap of melodrama. I'll write some article that my boss can use for my monday deadline and then tell her not to assign me anything as I need to figure out if this is really something worth my time (and it's not).
but, uh, modern journalism is still a disgrace and this paper is a joke.