man this is funny

[jack_shit]

...ok. my pal david tries to get me to play DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS with him. he is giving me all these option so i can be ready to play. Here it goes.(YES, YOU HAVE TO READ IT ALL...IT'S FUNNY)

gumballz2099: Gnome: +2 Constitution, -2 strength, favored class Illusionist
gumballz2099: or Bard
gumballz2099: That's the other favored class for gnomes
gumballz2099: Elf +2 Dexterity, -2 Constitution Wizard
gumballz2099: Half-orc +2 Strength, -2 Intelligence, -2 Charisma Barbarian
gumballz2099: Halfling +2 Dexterity, -2 Strength Rogue
gumballz2099: Human and half-elf are unchanged and favor any class
gumballz2099: What'll it be?
gumballz2099: Still wanna go gnome?
You smell dat 2: sure
gumballz2099: Okay
gumballz2099: Skin tone ranges from dark tan to woody brown
You smell dat 2: woody?
You smell dat 2: can i be black?
gumballz2099: Tha's what the book says
gumballz2099: Dark brown, not black
You smell dat 2: ....just make me EXTREMELY tanned...so i can be black
gumballz2099: Done
gumballz2099: Eyes any shade of blue
You smell dat 2: black
You smell dat 2: hahaha
gumballz2099: No
gumballz2099: Dark blue?
You smell dat 2: yeah
You smell dat 2: black
You smell dat 2: since im black...does my speed increase?
gumballz2099: Not really
You smell dat 2: dang...
You smell dat 2: what about jumpping
gumballz2099: Wait!
gumballz2099: Speed is increased a little
You smell dat 2: YESSS
gumballz2099: Jumping...notsamuch
You smell dat 2: what about the size of my.......FEET
gumballz2099: You're thinking of halflings
You smell dat 2: ok
You smell dat 2: dark blue for eyes...
You smell dat 2: now what?
gumballz2099: THis is a long paste, hold on while I trim it
gumballz2099: Gnomes reach adulthood at about age 40, and they live about 350 years, though some can live almost 500 years.
gumballz2099: But you don't have to start as an adult
You smell dat 2: ...good
gumballz2099: A teenage gnome is 25-40
You smell dat 2: tmng
You smell dat 2: teenage mutant ninja gnome
gumballz2099: lol
gumballz2099: Age?
You smell dat 2: im 16
You smell dat 2: hahaha
You smell dat 2: ok
You smell dat 2: uhhhh
You smell dat 2: 3840267092seconds old
gumballz2099: Fuck, dude
gumballz2099: I can't do that
You smell dat 2: 2
You smell dat 2: hours
You smell dat 2: i did the math already
gumballz2099: What kinda calculator?
gumballz2099: C'mon, really
gumballz2099: Faster I do this, faster it's done
You smell dat 2: (whispers) 7 days
gumballz2099: lmao
You smell dat 2: 7 yearss
You smell dat 2: seriously
gumballz2099: Too young
gumballz2099: 25 or up
You smell dat 2: 785783years - 785774 years
You smell dat 2: that's 25
You smell dat 2: ...ok?
gumballz2099: Or 9
You smell dat 2: 25 years
gumballz2099: Okay

crazy game....
-Chad