The Popstar
Title: The Popstar
By: Claudiasharon
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Rodney McKay
Categories: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Hannah Montana makes an appearance.
Summary: Daniel and Rodney are asked by Billy Ray Cyrus to watch Hannah Montana for a little while.
"We have to do WHAT?" Rodney looked at Daniel in shock.
"Babysit a Superstar. Nothing big." Daniel grinned at Rodney who just groaned.
"But...Hannah Montana? Of all the people..." Rodney just sighed.
"It’s not my fault I owe Billy Ray Cyrus a favor from a few years back. And he knows how big a fan you are." Daniel laughed.
"I am not a fan of that...that..." Rodney was cut off by a cheerful "Howdy ya’ll." He turned around to see none other than Hannah Montana’s smiling face. "Um, hi?"
"Daniel!" She walked up to him and gave him a big hug. "How have you been?"
"Hannah!" He hugged her back. "It’s been too long. It’s good to see you again." Daniel turned to Rodney and said, "Rodney, this is Hannah Montana. Hannah, this is my boyfriend Rodney."
Hannah took Rodney’s hand and grinned. "Nice to meet you. You treating my Danny right?"
Rodney shook her hand. "Your Danny?" He looked at Daniel. "You two aren’t..."
Daniel laughed. "Oh no, Rodney, you’re jealousy is showing. She’s like a niece to me."
"Ah. Good, good." Rodney walked towards his music collection and tried to cover up his Hannah Montana cds.
"Whatcha got there?" Hannah looked over Rodney’s shoulder. "Ah, a fan, I see." She smiled broadly.
"No, no. These are just from Cassie. Yeah, she’s like a daughter to Daniel. She’s a huge fan." Rodney said nervously.
"Uh huh." Hannah looked at Daniel who just laughed. "Well if Cassie ever wants an autograph, she’s more than welcome to one."
"Really?" Rodney’s voice squeaked. "Um, here." He thrust a Hannah Montana cd into her hands. "Write 'to your biggest fan, the Rodster'." Hannah snorted. "What? It’s Cassie’s nickname."
"Riiight." Hannah took out a pen from her pocket and signed his cd. "There, tell 'Cassie' she’s welcome to my concert anytime. A friend of Daniel’s is a friend of mine." Rodney stared at the cd and grinned.
"Right sure okay." He mumbled. "So," he said putting the cd down, "what’s a popstar like you want to do?"
“Well I just did a concert in Colorado Springs and I’m exhausted. How ‘bout we just chillax on the couch and watch a movie?" Hannah sat down just as her cell phone started to ring. "Hold up, I gotta take this. It’s my bff." She answers with a loud "Lola!!! Girl, you won’t believe who I’m hanging with. Remember Daniel?" She pauses, "yes, he’s still cute" she says in a low voice. She turned to Daniel and grinned. "I think this might take a while, I’ll head to the guest room." Daniel nods and leads her to the guest room. He closes the door and sidles up to Rodney.
"So, now that we’re alone," Daniel places his hand on Rodney’s ass.
"Well, we’re not really alone, we have that teeny-bopper in the guest room." Rodney moaned as Daniel starts licking his ear. "On the other hand, we do have a bedroom of our own."
"Yes, we do." Daniel pulls Rodney in for a deep kiss. Rodney pulls away and grabs Daniel’s hand.
"Our room, now." Rodney breathes into Daniel’s ear.
"Yes sir, Doctor McKay." Daniel grins as he’s pulled into their bedroom. The door slams shut and Hannah pops out of her room.
"Well, I know what they’re up to." She goes to the front door and greets Lola. "Perfect timing, the two lovebirds just went into their room."
"Ugh, old people." Lola laughs. "Come on, we’ve got backstage passes to Demi Lovato’s concert, let’s get going!"
"You’re right!" Hannah closes the door quietly. "Let’s get outta here." The two sneak off to have their own kind of fun.
A/N: captaincurran was my beta. Blame him for any errors.
This was written because nobody else would do it and I couldn't find any SG1/SGA/Hannah Montana fics out there.
-Jack McWeir
I feel:
creative
By: Claudiasharon
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Rodney McKay
Categories: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Hannah Montana makes an appearance.
Summary: Daniel and Rodney are asked by Billy Ray Cyrus to watch Hannah Montana for a little while.
"We have to do WHAT?" Rodney looked at Daniel in shock.
"Babysit a Superstar. Nothing big." Daniel grinned at Rodney who just groaned.
"But...Hannah Montana? Of all the people..." Rodney just sighed.
"It’s not my fault I owe Billy Ray Cyrus a favor from a few years back. And he knows how big a fan you are." Daniel laughed.
"I am not a fan of that...that..." Rodney was cut off by a cheerful "Howdy ya’ll." He turned around to see none other than Hannah Montana’s smiling face. "Um, hi?"
"Daniel!" She walked up to him and gave him a big hug. "How have you been?"
"Hannah!" He hugged her back. "It’s been too long. It’s good to see you again." Daniel turned to Rodney and said, "Rodney, this is Hannah Montana. Hannah, this is my boyfriend Rodney."
Hannah took Rodney’s hand and grinned. "Nice to meet you. You treating my Danny right?"
Rodney shook her hand. "Your Danny?" He looked at Daniel. "You two aren’t..."
Daniel laughed. "Oh no, Rodney, you’re jealousy is showing. She’s like a niece to me."
"Ah. Good, good." Rodney walked towards his music collection and tried to cover up his Hannah Montana cds.
"Whatcha got there?" Hannah looked over Rodney’s shoulder. "Ah, a fan, I see." She smiled broadly.
"No, no. These are just from Cassie. Yeah, she’s like a daughter to Daniel. She’s a huge fan." Rodney said nervously.
"Uh huh." Hannah looked at Daniel who just laughed. "Well if Cassie ever wants an autograph, she’s more than welcome to one."
"Really?" Rodney’s voice squeaked. "Um, here." He thrust a Hannah Montana cd into her hands. "Write 'to your biggest fan, the Rodster'." Hannah snorted. "What? It’s Cassie’s nickname."
"Riiight." Hannah took out a pen from her pocket and signed his cd. "There, tell 'Cassie' she’s welcome to my concert anytime. A friend of Daniel’s is a friend of mine." Rodney stared at the cd and grinned.
"Right sure okay." He mumbled. "So," he said putting the cd down, "what’s a popstar like you want to do?"
“Well I just did a concert in Colorado Springs and I’m exhausted. How ‘bout we just chillax on the couch and watch a movie?" Hannah sat down just as her cell phone started to ring. "Hold up, I gotta take this. It’s my bff." She answers with a loud "Lola!!! Girl, you won’t believe who I’m hanging with. Remember Daniel?" She pauses, "yes, he’s still cute" she says in a low voice. She turned to Daniel and grinned. "I think this might take a while, I’ll head to the guest room." Daniel nods and leads her to the guest room. He closes the door and sidles up to Rodney.
"So, now that we’re alone," Daniel places his hand on Rodney’s ass.
"Well, we’re not really alone, we have that teeny-bopper in the guest room." Rodney moaned as Daniel starts licking his ear. "On the other hand, we do have a bedroom of our own."
"Yes, we do." Daniel pulls Rodney in for a deep kiss. Rodney pulls away and grabs Daniel’s hand.
"Our room, now." Rodney breathes into Daniel’s ear.
"Yes sir, Doctor McKay." Daniel grins as he’s pulled into their bedroom. The door slams shut and Hannah pops out of her room.
"Well, I know what they’re up to." She goes to the front door and greets Lola. "Perfect timing, the two lovebirds just went into their room."
"Ugh, old people." Lola laughs. "Come on, we’ve got backstage passes to Demi Lovato’s concert, let’s get going!"
"You’re right!" Hannah closes the door quietly. "Let’s get outta here." The two sneak off to have their own kind of fun.
A/N: captaincurran was my beta. Blame him for any errors.
This was written because nobody else would do it and I couldn't find any SG1/SGA/Hannah Montana fics out there.
-Jack McWeir
I feel:
creative